last night

[Diesel]

i doubt you guys care but last night.. me and my boys were blitzed out of our minds when we got to talking about "what if jesus had been nailed to a wooden starfish rather then a cross?" and after that we got into great detail about what jesus's stats would be if he had his own baseball card.


ha. that conversation lasted a good 2 hours while watching harold and kumar.

so if you need a topic to talk about..then continue ours ha

[PlanetX]

I love those randomass conversations you have when stoned. Always funny to look back at and say "wow, we were fucking stoned!"

[JokersAce]

the romans crucified everyone on the cross.

[Vinyl]

well imagine if they crucified everyone on a wooden starfish instead of crosses... then what?

[JokersAce]

impossible, because the jews don't believe it to be a kosher animal

or rather the Jewish majority at Jerusalem would never allow representations of starfishes on their 'holy land'.

[Mr Skunky]

my god.. you have a point.. then both hands, both feet and the head would have somwhere to be nailed to thats a gereat idea

[Vinyl]

or jesus' dick would get nailed...

[(weedguru)scarf]

what position did he play?

[Diesel]

ha. i said he was a catcher cause he liked to catch sins.

idk..i was out of it. ha
my buddy actaully said he was the pitching mound because and i quote "jesus was all muddy and shit"

ha.

[(weedguru)scarf]

haha nice one...

[Mr Skunky]

im guessing we dont have any christians on here cus otherwise this thread would have caused an uproar

[crazycripple]

im a christian.. but those are your views not mine





to keep the game fair.. jesus would have been the score keeper

[SpRi7e]

ye ol' bible art thou eth my stash book.