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[Dr. Greenthumb]

One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing, so they go up to take a peek.
''Well,'' said the older boy, ''remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb!''


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[Dr. Greenthumb]

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

[Dr. Greenthumb]

a little girl and her mom go to the zoo and there they see two monkeys fucking. the little girl asks what are they doing mommy? the mom says thay are making a cake. next, the little girl is watching t.v. and sees two people fucking, again she asks and the mom says thay making a cake. next, morning the little girl comes to her mom and says i know you and daddy where making a cake last night. mom says how did you know that? little girl says b/c i licked the icing off the couch