What if?

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:40 am

fuck lions, komodo dragons ftw

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:44 am

oo man i forgot about those giant lizards those things are sweet as hell no one fucks with those. welll "U can get past a dog kid, but no body fucks with a lion." -grandmas boy...once again cross referencing myself into a twisted ramble.....

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:26 pm

dude why would you want to be an animal?!?!
They don't have opposable thumbs so you can't hold the weed!!!

unless you're a monkey...

king · Post by **king** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:33 pm

ok lets switch up the game...if you could be a plant, what kinda plant would ya wanna be?? haha! im just baked right now

blackxs · Post by **blackxs** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:56 pm

i sure as hell wouldnt be weed since somebody is bound to smoke me.

you could even be the best little strain ever, white widow perhaps, tenderly raised by an old hippy grandpa. your still fucked though. i want to be like a wild carrot so i can grow underground and never be eaten.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:06 am

^there are wild rabbits you know

I'd be a bushtree !

blackxs · Post by **blackxs** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:00 am

omg well then i would be a carrot underground right next to like a fox den or something

dylann · Post by **dylann** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:01 pm

yeah man i wouldnt wanna be weed.

youd get passed around by so many people, going out of your mind wondering which person will finally smoke you. and then when everyone has made there money off you, you get to get smoked and die perhaps?

lol it would kinda suck

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:46 pm

I would be a Redwood Tree, cuz those fuckers live forever...

king · Post by **king** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:53 am

id be one of those venus fly trap plants with the mouth....

those are cool

Unkilted Scotsman · Post by **Unkilted Scotsman** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:00 am

yo, i would be one of those immortal trees in austrailia, those ones that are older than the dinosaurs, theyre so sweet

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:20 am

Scott, go post in the generally chillin section, theres an "what animal would u be" kinda in there somewhere its somewhat new

dylann · Post by **dylann** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:29 am

Unkilted Scotsman wrote:yo, i would be one of those immortal trees in austrailia, those ones that are older than the dinosaurs, theyre so sweet

never heard of those..
but id probably be this one plant i saw when i went camping as a kid. they are small kinda and grow one inch every 100years or something.. and grow to like 6 feet tall i think. there was one right next to a waterfall when i saw it. id want to be that plant

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:39 am

i wold want to be a bonsai tree i think the correct name is, just because there really rare and it would be cool to be unique.

Unkilted Scotsman · Post by **Unkilted Scotsman** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:55 am

cool man, we have something like tht to a pine that grows an inch like every 100 years as well, o and my plant, is in a canyon.... but its not on any map, its uberprotected by science

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