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Im ripped off my ass right now for the first time in a while and i've discovered a few things. The reason that smart people use alot of really long or inconvenient words is that when words were first being made, they started with all the nice sounding, easy ones. me, it, they, happy, good, food, eat and what not. all of these have simple, easy meanings and are vital to language. Then the possibilities for good sounds decreased drastically and if you wanted a new word, you had to make it unscrupulous or flabbergasted or something.

So after i thought about this i went and found a bunch of really funny or interesting sayings. here they are, let them guide you with their infinite knowledge. pay attention to the nationalities Very Happy


A little pot boils easily.
Dutch Proverb

In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish.
English Proverb

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
Chinese Proverb

If you can't lick 'em, join 'em.
American Proverb

Ignorance is bliss.
American Proverb

All roads lead to Rome.
Roman Proverb

All roads do not lead to Rome.
Slovenian Proverb

The big thieves hang the little ones.
Czech Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Indian Proverb

The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully.
Ukranian Proverb

Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor.
(When love is not madness, it is not love.)
Spanish Proverb

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish Proverb

Do not employ handsome servants.
Chinese Proverb

Do not speak of a rhinoceros if there is no tree nearby.
African(Zulu) Proverb

Don't offer me advice; give me money
Spanish Proverb

First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
Greek Proverb

The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water.
Spanish Proverb

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Japanese Proverb

Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
Indian Proverb

The sinning is the best part of repentance.
Arabic Proverb

Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
Spanish Proverb

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
Texan Proverb

Go and wake up your cook.
Arab Proverb :D
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Post by (weedguru)scarf »

ok man now your pissing me off..
posting the same shit in multiple forums is not cool
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Post by swanee89 »

wtf?


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Post by Jay212 »

that guy looks like he could handle some mad beef...
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^thats actually a picture i took a couple of years ago...
















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Post by king »

^^^ haha! but yea the fuk is up with this dude postin similar posts in diff threads
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'"
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Post by Sm0kyMcPot »

bass.....ur a fuckin flaming homo.
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Seems so familiar.
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