Sum ppl must eat turdzz becuz they really spew alotta shit!!

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do you eat turdz??

yes i do! with a shiteating grin!
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Sum ppl must eat turdzz becuz they really spew alotta shit!!

Post by President Beavis »

Sorry for the title boys had to resort to some really 1337 cht sp33k to cut it down to size.

Face it, we're all manipulative bastards weaving our own web of lies and alterations to convince ourselves and others that we fit such and such a description. Even just leaving one piece of information out and highlighting another to completely change what we're saying and hide our shame.

Now everyone has an ego to keep up in one aspect or another, not necessarily a really bad thing but others take it to the max and it pisses me off.

"Oh my gaaawd I'm pregnant and I'm so pimpin I can get coke and meth for freee I'm such a gangsta. I'm obsessed with *censor*!"

^^Says the obese white freshman girl wearing pink, has been touched less then the virgin mary, never even seen coke, barely smokes weed and pukes off 3 shots of vodka.


Just an example and the only one I'm gonna type out for now cause I'm a lazy fuck. But what's so great about being a gangster or from the ghetto anyways? 75% of the kids in the schools I've been to in the last couple years act like they're all tough and don't blow their load 3 seconds after entry.

"Oh yeah man I got artificial kneecaps I was beaten and dragged behind a car on a rope for 20 miles by the crips after that I was run over twice and I got up and walked home with no knees before I called an ambulance. Yeah man the first thing the doctor said to me was "you're a tough little cunt!"

A cunt indeed, later on I heard he usually cries after getting in a scrap (cause he usually loses).

Like I'll admit I'm not tough, I could very well lose in a real fight and I'm not ashamed of that.

Who's with me that most of these shiteaters need a smack?!


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Re: Sum ppl must eat turdzz becuz they really spew alotta sh

Post by Cat_ScrAtch »

President Beavis wrote:Sorry for the title boys had to resort to some really 1337 cht sp33k to cut it down to size.

Face it, we're all manipulative bastards weaving our own web of lies and alterations to convince ourselves and others that we fit such and such a description. Even just leaving one piece of information out and highlighting another to completely change what we're saying and hide our shame.

Now everyone has an ego to keep up in one aspect or another, not necessarily a really bad thing but others take it to the max and it pisses me off.

"Oh my gaaawd I'm pregnant and I'm so pimpin I can get coke and meth for freee I'm such a gangsta. I'm obsessed with *censor*!"

^^Says the obese white freshman girl wearing pink, has been touched less then the virgin mary, never even seen coke, barely smokes weed and pukes off 3 shots of vodka.


Just an example and the only one I'm gonna type out for now cause I'm a lazy fuck. But what's so great about being a gangster or from the ghetto anyways? 75% of the kids in the schools I've been to in the last couple years act like they're all tough and don't blow their load 3 seconds after entry.

"Oh yeah man I got artificial kneecaps I was beaten and dragged behind a car on a rope for 20 miles by the crips after that I was run over twice and I got up and walked home with no knees before I called an ambulance. Yeah man the first thing the doctor said to me was "you're a tough little cunt!"

A cunt indeed, later on I heard he usually cries after getting in a scrap (cause he usually loses).

Like I'll admit I'm not tough, I could very well lose in a real fight and I'm not ashamed of that.

Who's with me that most of these shiteaters need a smack?!


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Post by Ikku »

I don't talk nearly as much shit as your examples but I do talk a lot of shit.
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

haha, yeah I know what you mean.


I'm better with words than with my fists, and I'd rather not fight but when you're all chilled out at a party and walk into one of your friends getting harassed things can change quickly...


Anyhow, yes, I talk shit :p
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I eat turdz for fun. mmmmmm
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Post by Sm0kyMcPot »

can someone some this shit up? its to long to read....
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Post by logically »

^ basically President Beavis goes to school with stupid moron wannabe tough poser kids. He also happens to hate them all!
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i like to fuck with the people i think are bullshitting me.....ask them more questions....make them tell u a story....and if they fuck up....u just go HAAAAAAA u fuckin brownmouth
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Ive still got some nuggets of shit stuck in my teeth.
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Octoberbuds wrote:I eat turdz for fun. mmmmmm
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Well geez now I know what flavor of cake I'm gonna bake for the next Weedguru convention. :!: :!: :!:

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I agree with you Beavis...last weekend, my buddies and i were playing a game of hackey sac outisde and these grade 9 wanna be gangsters walk by and their chirpin off and shit, so one of my friends just tells em to shut it. I guess this is what one of em was waiting for cause he starts marching over towards us with a pocket knife in his hand (looked more like a nail file) and starts acting all tough. His other buddy comes over and says to him "yo guy dont try anything there are cameras"....like he actually would try anything. i take turds bigger than these guys were...all skinny as shit too. it pisses me off the smack some kids talk when they wanna look big.
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Post by (weedguru)scarf »

i dont talk shit.... ok sometimes when im on the court and some kid thinks he is michael jordan

but other than that im just a chillaxed kind of a dude
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Ziggy wrote:I agree with you Beavis...last weekend, my buddies and i were playing a game of hackey sac outisde and these grade 9 wanna be gangsters walk by and their chirpin off and shit, so one of my friends just tells em to shut it. I guess this is what one of em was waiting for cause he starts marching over towards us with a pocket knife in his hand (looked more like a nail file) and starts acting all tough. His other buddy comes over and says to him "yo guy dont try anything there are cameras"....like he actually would try anything. i take turds bigger than these guys were...all skinny as shit too. it pisses me off the smack some kids talk when they wanna look big.
IT's kinda fucked how much shit they'll get themselves into to look tough too, like this one kid hanging with all the junkies, was probably like 10. "do you do aerosol?". :lol:

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