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Dank · Post by **Dank** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:01 am

So I was watching a cheap horror movie with my girlfriend (both totally baked) and one of the caracters being chased around the woods was a very dark skinned fellow who had a very smooth shaved head. All of the sudden my GF blurts out "I would really like to take a bite out of that wonderfull chocolate man's head", to which I replied (about five minutes later) "me too". I first construed what she said as a sexual comentary but then realized it was just a munchie-inspired thought. And then I began to imagine what it would be like. I thought it would be like smooth dark chocolate (the skin) covering crisp white chocolate (the skull) and underneath you would find jellybeans and almonds (the brains). Kind of freaked out by my thoughts I quickly ordered a pizza. The muchies get me every time...

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:03 am

LMAO dude your awesome. 1000% made me crack up. i love the thought trains of fuckin stoners

White_Owl_Rolla · Post by **White_Owl_Rolla** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:09 am

alright no more weed for you, your on marijuana probation for 3 months

logically · Post by **logically** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:35 pm

well, I say hes allowed to have weed as long he has food nearby...

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:11 pm

more like give him medical weed and dont let him near black people!

( no offense meant to anyone)

bluefoe · Post by **bluefoe** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:00 pm

no let the guy blaze, jst make sure he sticks a sign to himself everytime saying Warning: I get hungry and may attempt to eat you. In clear writing...

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:14 pm

Hahahahah intense man, I'd post some of my tripped out trains of thought but for the most part my memory is too shot to remember anything.

A lot of the time I'll make an observation about whatever situation in my head. I want to speak up but all of a sudden I get a little shy and someone else comes out and says the EXACT same thing I was thinking 10 seconds later and call me slow. Once I get talking though apparantly I'm flipping through my thoughts too fast and need to slow down so they can actually soak the information in.

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But yeah man, Idol hands was a pretty funny film the other night. The lead character chops off his demon possesed hand and throws it in the microwave, the skin boils over and explodes in puss and blood while I'm eating this meatloaf tv dinner crap.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:17 pm

dudes, whenever im trippin, i always doubt my own doubts, answer all my own questions. its a never ending cycle of logistics. its kind of hard to explain...

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:21 pm

Yeah I understand that, it's really hard to break out thought loops. Especially on the psychedellics where they can literally destroy you if you're in the wrong loop.

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