how would you do it?

DankLord · Post by **DankLord** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:11 pm

sup yall, i havnt been on here in a long fuckin time. joined the army... it really sucks but im back bitch. consequently, well be going to iraq in less than 70 days.
i have been racking my brain trying to think of ways to comfortably and safely sneak some greenery over the plane
these are some of the things i have heard of and thought of:
1.) scoop a big chunk of peanut butter out of a brand new jar, put a bag of pot in it, cover with pb, microwave to smooth surface, krazy glue the seal back on and close lid and put in either checked baggage or a carry on bag.

2.) this second idea is the same concept except instead of peanut butter a candle could be hollowed, filled, and covered up with more wax.

3.) just have a bag in my pocket? my close friend has acctually done that once, but im afraid it could only be pulled off with a relativley small amount of it.

these are just some things that have come to mind and i need some input, like what could go wrong, ways to improve, new ideas. all suggestions will be appreciated.

later.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:44 pm

i dont really know much about that kind of stuff, but i did hear that coffee beans cover up the smell or confuse dogs or something

xNubletx · Post by **xNubletx** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:21 pm

It's coffee grounds and it does NOT cover the smell. The dogs have way keener senses than we humans do, and they will pick up the smell through coffee grounds.

SweetTeaSweetheart · Post by **SweetTeaSweetheart** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:47 am

Are you trying to take weed with you to Iraq? That's what I got from your post, but you can't be serious.

Mr Skunky · Post by **Mr Skunky** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:03 am

i agree, that is fucking dumb.. defend your country.. dont get high

dylann · Post by **dylann** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:34 am

or maybe defend your country and then get high

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:30 am

Or just defend your country in style

Anonymous Dude · Post by **Anonymous Dude** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:15 am

In 1969, a Defense Department study showed that 20 percent of US soldiers in Vietnam were using marijuana either occasionally or frequently. By 1969, military police were arresting 1,000 soldiers per week for possession. Heroin use also spread within a small group of soldiers and was readily available for only 2-3 dollars per dose. Drug urine analysis tests were performed on some soldiers before returning home.

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Wouldn't be surprised if you got tested, but you'd have to check. I wouldn't recommend getting high or risking getting caught (is it really worth it?). But it's your decision.

Jim777 · Post by **Jim777** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:19 am

i wouldnt take the chance, im usually the kind of guy that will smuggle a lil bit of weed to toke when
i go to florida but bringing weed in irak ? if u get caught youre going to be in deep fkin shit thats for sure !

Dr.Miki°iPot · Post by **Dr.Miki°iPot** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:37 pm

Right .. first of all did u see the Afganistan Pot Fields?
second ... someone tell me where Iraq is ... and dont look at google.. (cuz i wana know who actually knows )

So now.. u need 2 get some info how do ur mates ( soldiers ) get stuff thou... and do dogs come around ..

I got the same one with the jar but you could pu the jar in the coffee bag!
Another sexy idea is that u put some dog food next to it or sometn... it has to have a nice smell of dog food ... and when the dog starts to look you just flash the dog food...
happened to a mate one time in the street.. the popo had a dog with him and the dog suddenly starts smelln ma mate so he gets all paranoid .
The officer asks him what he got in his pocket . so my mate reaches for the baggie and takes out a dog brickete !
Too lucky shit

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:27 pm

i don't understand how going to Iraq is defending your country??? Unless you are of iraqi descent and are going there to fight for your relatives land???? Did I miss an Iraqi attack on the US??? if so, please explain!

xNubletx · Post by **xNubletx** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:32 pm

Obviously, by fighting Iraq, they wont be able to... raid the ... US?

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:34 pm

I shouldn't chuckle, even in a macabre way, but that made me smile, Nuble!

xNubletx · Post by **xNubletx** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:36 pm

Now go look at my baby in the Grow section!

MatteN · Post by **MatteN** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:27 pm

Hey animal I'm gonna do some more research and see if I can't come back and give you a good argument because no one is even trying to defend USA here.

and to the OP, I would only bring like 1 gram (1 blunt) with my and use it after i had come into some serious combat and survived. It would be like bringing a little home and peace to me out in a hellhole baron wasteland of death. (a country should never be referred to as a "hellhole baron wasteland of death...lol).

i would make sure i was in a safe position after hours also

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