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Friday night I threw a party because my parents were outta town. I went upstairs to my bed at around 2:30 and like 2 minutes later this really pretty girl that I have been close to dating a couple times sneaked up to my room and got into my bed with me. At 4 or so I had her pretty wet and was ready to do her, and then she told me she was on her period so we couldn't.

Fuck.
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Post by Mr Skunky »

That was probs a fucking lie :) maybe she just didn't wanna have sex dude.
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Post by MatteN »

unless she scheduled a time and date lol its prob a lie!


nah man u gotta take that pussy under any circumstances

u shoulda been like "I DONT CARE WHAT TIME OF MONTH IT IS..GIMME THAT SHIT


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i almost ended up with a lil me runnin around wen i was 16 and trust me, it doesnt feel good. I used to always think I could do it, but when it really came down to it i dont even have my own life straight so theres no way i could worry about keeping another life all good.
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Post by Kjm420 »

well u were nice to her so next time when shes not on her period...
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Post by Dr.Miki°iPot »

u could still kinda suck her off.... but u need 2 be sure she doesnt have her flow 8)
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Dr.Miki°iPot wrote:u could still kinda suck her off.... but u need 2 be sure she doesnt have her flow 8)
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Post by ImpaledScarecrow »

i remember this parody song, it goes something like this: "If you give me head, there's no need to spread...by now you should know a blowjob can't be beat!"

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Post by mr_pickle »

u could still kinda suck her off.... but u need 2 be sure she doesnt have her flow
dont think i would risk it
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

my gf giving head is the sound of something that sucks...


but that's a rude joke :lol:

And I wouldn't give my gf any head if she's in her period... Juck :p
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Post by onelove-maryjane »

yeah thats fucking gross dude who wants period blood in theyre mouth. dont risk that shit seriously
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you cop dome?
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Post by Dr.Miki°iPot »

omg... you guys clearly dont know shit...
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the only truth in this thread...

you cop dome?
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^^^ HAHA! hilarious. ^^^
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