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I Need Some Lovin :-(

Post by Princess_Ayana »

It's officially been 3 months since I've gotten any action. And since Im stuck here in Japan, land of the small penises, and its not helping my situation at all. No weed+no sex=very unhappy Ayana. :evil:
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Post by cdc »

if i was in japan i would ask u for u number 8) but since i live in new zealand can i suggest a banana or other penis shaped object?
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Post by crazycripple »

lol is it true that japanese people have smalls dinks?
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Post by SpRi7e »

I thought it was all asians had small dicks, or is it...ehhh nvm
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Post by longjohnsilver »

i know a fat unattractive american going to japan soon, i will send him your way
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Post by MatteN »

man if u have a small cock in america or canada i guess u can just go over there and be a hero lol
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

^lol

Well ayana, isn't Japan the land of the gadgets? Go find yourself a nice vibrator or something :lol:
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Post by (weedguru)scarf »

^^^^^^^^ lol

i will be in JAPAN in January... haha... but creepy internet people are by far worse than the small dicked japanese...
wonder if there has ever been any research into which nationality averages the largest wang size!?

probably nigeria... or some deep remote part of congo
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Post by xNubletx »

Yeh, in Japan all dinks are TINY! I'm so sorry for you. If I were in Japan, I'd help you out. *shrug* can't afford the plane ticket and I'm tied down. Sorry...
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Post by swanee89 »

theres gotta be some dudes in japan that arent japanese, slim pickins though
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Post by Jay212 »

i find it hard to believe that all the people there have small dicks.. probably just most. go find out lol
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Post by Mr Skunky »

i Agree, i will also send a fat american.
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Post by Octoberbuds »

tons of hookers in japan. They have penis
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Post by Ikku »

I don't know why, but the above post is fucking hilarious.
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Post by logically »

^ it reminds me of that episode in southpark where the Japanese take over. Whenever an American questions them, they say (insert funny accent) "You have such large penis! We have so small penis we can't do anything, but you have such large, gargantuan penis!"
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