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SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:53 am

I had a really bad experience shitting in the woods before cuz of some stupid ass friend i have. like a year ago or so I had to take a shit so bad so I went in the woods by the road while my friend waited for me. So as I was shitting, this one girl and her dad came up in a car and asked him what he was waiting for and he said "I'm waiting for matt to get out of the woods, he's taking a huge shit right now" and they both were like looking right at me as I was shitting out a storm because he pointed me out.

I haven't shit in the woods since.

Ikku · Post by **Ikku** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:14 am

That's awesome, you should have just waved and smiled. It wouldn't have been as awkward.

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:16 am

well I waved really quick but it was still kinda awkward because I was trying to concentrate on not getting shit on me

logically · Post by **logically** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:20 am

SpRi7e wrote:well I waved really quick but it was still kinda awkward because I was trying to concentrate on not getting shit on me

not getting shit on yourself is definitely considered a good thing.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:07 am

its soooo relaxing. they dont call me poops mcgee for nothing

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:17 am

this is so fucking random.......

SToNeR ChRiS · Post by **SToNeR ChRiS** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:18 am

SpRi7e wrote:well I waved really quick but it was still kinda awkward because I was trying to concentrate on not getting shit on me

I can't believe you shat in the woods.

I think my brother poopsied in a plastic shopping bag once. He was stuck in traffic.

Edit - he was also like 5, so don't get any ideas.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:06 am

before i read the 'he was 5' part, i was like... WTF!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:16 am

:')

I don't really feel hungry anymore after reading all this.

You know muslims wipe their asses with an uneven amount of pebbles when they don't have water handy?

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:31 pm

seriously?! what do you mean by an uneven amount? like they get poo on their fingers?

sickkid90 · Post by **sickkid90** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:47 pm

nooo.. i think he means like... they count out the pebbels... so like... they dont use 20... but they use 21 pebbels

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:50 pm

It's against all religions that they can't wipe their ass with pebbles with an even number (true fact)

xNubletx · Post by **xNubletx** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:15 am

Well, what do they do about their balls?

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:02 am

high quality toilet paper

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:33 am

^I'm serious . I just read this autobiographic book about a Moroccan man that became a spy for the French secret service and went to the camps in Afghanistan, all those guys used an uneven amount of pebbles to wipe their asses if they didn't have any water at hand.

Which is gross, but true!

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