i was in spanish class today, and my fat ass teacher is goin onj about grades or sumthin and i say somethin about my f's out loud or sumthin and my teacher says that shes worried about me and needs to talk to me. she pulls me to the side of the classroom and is like"have you been taking anything you shouldnt be?" and i just crack up and im like "no."(ive never ever gone to school high, just to be safe) and shes like "well go to the nurse" and she gives me a pass telling the nurse to check her email. i did nothing to make her think i was on drugs. it must have been my bob marley shirt
so i walk into the nurses office and im like, yeah my teacher thinks im on drugs and i give her the note. she checks her email and then takes my blood pressure, heart rate and makes my walk a line and touch my nose like a fuckin d.u.i. shes askin me all these questions and im just tryin to sound like ive never done anything in my life and dont know what shes talkin about.
i know theyre gonna call my parents, but i dont think im gonna get a real drug test. if i dow though, will i be fucked cause i blazed on monday night?
How you do that? I call it dope by magic. This dope by magic got me rich as I want to be...
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Schools' usually don't call your house unless you actually get in trouble, but since you did nothing wrong then they shouldn't do anything.
Tomorrow just go in to class acting like your really stoned just to piss her off.
but at least your teacher had the decency to tell you why you had to go to the nurses office. My teacher just called the principle and they took me out of class and wouldn't tell me what's going on.
that is one of the clear proof that the average american is completely ignorant i pity the level of stupidity of the people supposed to make you smarter. lol i know im exxagerating but fuck.
Seriously, that's retarded. I guess public schools in America are supposed to be a drug, violence, and gun free zone and they will do just about anything to keep it that way. In my old high school we had drug dogs come in to classrooms where they suspected students of having weed. It was pretty messed up and a lot of people got busted. I was in my sophomore year when this started and they still do it now. I think they do it every three weeks randomly.
Once in high school I was in my English class (taught by a Mexican) and my stoner buddy and I were messing around and I lit his arm hair on fire and he just started laughing and thought it was the funniest thing ever. I thought it was pretty funny too. My teacher came over and said "What's that smell boys? Go to the office right now, I'll let them know you're on your way." She made us take all our stuff which meant we were getting searched as soon as we got to the office. I had a dub, a pipe, a lighter, and a knife in my backpack and was pretty much going to be suspended. As we were sitting to get into the principle's office this kid that my buddy knew came up and offered to take everything that we had and he promised to give it all back. So he took all our shit, walked off, we got searched and they found nothing! So we got off the hook even though the principle threatened to file arson charges against me and I told him that was bullshit. I even got all my shit back from that kid and I smoked him a bowl after school.
How you do that? I call it dope by magic. This dope by magic got me rich as I want to be...
My baby..
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Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Dude that really sucks.
haha one of my freaking teachers comes to class blazed.
everyone's always like "What are we doing here?" and he'll say something like "idk get the hell out of here"
wow man im glad i live in canada, here, if a teacher thought u smoked weed they MIGHT depending on who it is tell you that its bad for you, but they usually just laugh and think your an idiot stoner kid (not in the bad way, its funny) for the rest of the semester
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Toke now, or forever hold your piece
I live in Texas where we have some of the worst laws regarding it, but only one or two teachers would do anything if they thought you were high. I've been to school obviously blazed so many times, most teachers smile or joke about it, some will even talk to me about it. I try to keep it on the downlow though, the principal and assistant principal are the people you gotta watch out for.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
well we DO have it way better than a lot of other countries that are in horrid oppression. However, I would move to a different country in heartbeat if I had the resources to do so. I can see myself being happier in Canada. I just don't like what America represents. I'm not going to say anymore because the government will hunt me down if I do lol. I have really weird political views though.
A warrior may choose pacifism, all others are condemned to it.
lol. I have really weird political views though.
A warrior may choose pacifism, all others are condemned to it.