cool teachers

[riff]

yes they do exist. the other day in college i was chasing my mate & in the pursuit my pipe fell out my pocket. then the head calls my name & i think he's gonna moan cuz i was running but no........he sed "you droppes your dodgy pot pipe". i thought i was in deep shit & another teacher comes over & tells me to smell it and asked it reminded me of. i shook my head thinking they would kill me but then he said "university" & gave it back. cool or what? he even jokes about it with me. i guess i thought he would at least search me but i'm glad he didn't cuz i had half an ounce on me.

[Azim]

hahaha, you lucky bastard. goodo for ya teacher

[Born of Fire]

lol bugger that, me an' my mates were in the common room passin' the bong when our farm management teacher Langer comes in and we're like shit he's gonna nab us and he comes over and says 'you should see how much of that shit i'm growing out at the house' and then he leaves laughing his head off

fucking legend

[Weedguru Anex]

Me and some mates spend a lot of time at uni sat in the recording studios smoking with some of our lecturers and messin about recording stoned guitar solos etc.

[jonny cockeral]

I have a few alright teachers at my school. One of my mates was examining his tenner deal when a teacher walked in, the teacher just shook his head so we thought that was pretty cool. Theres this other one she looks like like a smack head.