Exploding whale.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:53 pm

MSNBC staff and news service reports
Updated: 11:48 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2004
TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.

the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

What kinda idiots drag a 100 odd tonne decomposing whale corpse through town anyways?
full article with pics: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

stratoskater · Post by **stratoskater** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:01 pm

holy shit...thats so crunk.
lol poor whale. that dude is a freakin idiot.

TmD · Post by **TmD** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:33 pm

well in their defence there job was just to transport the dang whale to a lab, and that was all. It freakin' funny as hell that it exploded though, imagine your driving down the street and you hear KAAAAABOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! and the driver is just like damnit not again!! lol

stratoskater · Post by **stratoskater** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:38 pm

Wow. TMD you seriously had me laughing out loud on that. That would be some crazy shit, driving to work and a giant whale explodes and it's intestines hit your window.

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:30 pm

haha, kinda shitty. Being the driver and seing blood and guts everywhere i wouldve thought it was a terrorist attack in the market streets hahaha.

Kaynoq · Post by **Kaynoq** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:32 pm

...and they were all interested in its five foot penis?

wtf

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:22 am

Kaynoq wrote:...and they were all interested in its five foot penis?

wtf

Hahaha, that's what I was thinking. "Lets go experience the 5 foot penis on that whale...all the cool kids are doing it!"

TmD · Post by **TmD** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:48 am

well it is in Taiwan and the myth is asain don't have big wangs soo a 5 foot penis maybe is unheard of in their culture, kind of a freak show kind of thing.

AbbyRoad · Post by **AbbyRoad** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:14 am

MatteN · Post by **MatteN** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:48 am

THAT is freaking awesome. good post man, good post

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:19 am

aahahahhaha, freaky tainans

'hey lets go check out the huuugeee penis this whale has'

'ooh, is really big'

'I no longer feel manly:('

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:22 pm

Whale penis

Turnipweed13 · Post by **Turnipweed13** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:16 pm

Dakine wrote:
Whale penis

hahahahaha rotflmfao hahaha wtf this post is sick.. when was this? like the whole exploding whale?

Gustave420 · Post by **Gustave420** » Thu May 03, 2007 11:18 am

HA HA HA HA HAHAH AHAH HAH AH AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thats fucking great.

But whats even better is that a SPERM whale exploded.

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