School

Splifftastic Space Cadet · Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:12 am

Don't say "Man I am so fucked up right now" at school.
My friend did that today and the principal and the ass. pricipal were right behind him, BUSTED!
Just a word to the wise.

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:02 pm

lol, I used to do that when I wasn't high just so if I got in trouble or cought or something it would just get me out of class and in trouble.

Mate · Post by **Mate** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:56 pm

haha

it's like saying
I'm drunk to cops....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBu0pWIQf6c

AbbyRoad · Post by **AbbyRoad** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:53 am

i went to my locker once and a teacher i kinew smelled me, asked what i had done at lunch, i played innocent. then she said i should go home. didnt get me in trouble or anything. but i didnt go home/.

Splifftastic Space Cadet · Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:46 am

i have only smoked b4 skool a few times and they were all good
though i cant recollect 1st period at all

mingusfan · Post by **mingusfan** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:52 pm

Best time to smoek is deifnalty before first period. Nooen is on to you and its just the best time of the day for a toke. I smoke atleast a few times a week before school.

BTW. If anyone is really sketch about smelling liek it, then just use a vaporizer, the lightbulb kind work very well and have no smell at all.

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:31 pm

went to school blazed a bunch of times. last time was my last time though. The teacher was getting things jacked off her desk and she decided that would be a good day to confront everyone in the class about it, one by one. My eyes were most likely bleeding, my voice was fuckin done, and i kept spacing out while i was looking at her. I got busted later on in the year and when i was pulled into the principals office they told me "we've already had one teacher come to us about recent acts in school." Unless of course, I was doing some other kind of "acts" that I wasn't completely aware of.

themagicbus · Post by **themagicbus** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:10 am

i took a spanish quiz really high last 420, and I GOT A 4 OUT OF 20.

gangrene · Post by **gangrene** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:23 pm

themagicbus wrote:i took a spanish quiz really high last 420, and I GOT A 4 OUT OF 20.

Twilight Zone moment. doo doo doo doo

BlazedAndConfused · Post by **BlazedAndConfused** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:53 pm

fuck i cant do good on tests sober.
maybe a little green can help me?

DankNug21 · Post by **DankNug21** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:08 am

Nah dude i did it first period Science class learnin about electricity had one of those vandergraff machines in and it was shockin shit all over the room iv never been more scared in my life holy shit im gnna go toke up

Princess_Ayana · Post by **Princess_Ayana** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:22 am

This kid was sitting in front of our student center at my Uni smoking a joint in broad daylight. That would be all good...IF we lived in Canada. But we dont and campus police hauled his ass away. It was pretty funny shit tho,.

weedobsessor35 · Post by **weedobsessor35** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:34 pm

Ahah. I second that.

I was a dumbfuck and got stoned before semester finals.

The test was #s 1-50 multiple choice.

I knew I wasn't gonna get anything right stoned, so I just guessed.

I filled out #s 1-94.

I didn't get busted, though.

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Wed May 02, 2007 3:52 pm

I smoked on my way to school one day (like everyday, lol) and when I walked into school someone comes up to me and was like "OMG you're late are you gonna take the test" and I was like.... "Duuuude, wait what?" turns out this test was a big deal.

So I walk up to my teacher, I'm hella late, hella stoned and was like "Ummm I think I gotta take a test." He just laughed, handed me the test and I took it.

Got an 86% on it or something like that and it was pretty hard. The teacher said he was impressed. Lots of people failed.

roskilde · Post by **roskilde** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:42 pm

whenever i'm high at school, my 2nd period teacher always says "your face looks weird today!!" I'm just like "oh?"

www.weedguru.com

School

School

Who is online