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dr.Spock · Post by **dr.Spock** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:12 am

captainMorton wrote:heh,last night i got ina fight with these two fake "gangsters" (i belive that the only true gangsters are the ones in the mob, not the ones who worship 50 cent) who wanted my mp3 player, only thing is that they didnt know that I actually know how to fight.
so anyways, i was walking home from school through this little secluded park(great smoke spot btw) and one says "yo gimme your playa" so of course i say "fuck off i dont feel like dealing with this shit right now" so i guess that was the point where the other guy decided it was a good idea to put me in a choke-hold from behind(idiot dosent even know how to do one properly) so i grabed him and threw him over my shoulder and onto the ground(thank god for wrestling in gym class) and i grab the other guys head with both hands and i smash his head onto my knee(which kinda hurts right now) and im pretty sure i broke his nose, so the headlock guy is trying to get up so i kick him in the kidneys and he goes back down for a while. so it takes about 10 seconds for all this to happen and now im a little pissed so i take their wallets. so now, here i am, with a bruised knee, an inflated ego and im 400 dollars richer, so now im going to buy some weed, and get really high with my freinds.

so yeah, i think this counts as a good week.

thats amazing. you are my hero

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:29 am

Dude, I love how guys with 400 bucks are trying to steal from you....
Fuck that, I hate when people try and jack your shit.

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:59 pm

yeah, i guess they were just walkign around and jacking people all day, then they met me!! MHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! just call me the gangstanata!!

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:15 pm

captainMorton wrote:heh,last night i got ina fight with these two fake "gangsters" (i belive that the only true gangsters are the ones in the mob, not the ones who worship 50 cent) who wanted my mp3 player, only thing is that they didnt know that I actually know how to fight.
so anyways, i was walking home from school through this little secluded park(great smoke spot btw) and one says "yo gimme your playa" so of course i say "fuck off i dont feel like dealing with this shit right now" so i guess that was the point where the other guy decided it was a good idea to put me in a choke-hold from behind(idiot dosent even know how to do one properly) so i grabed him and threw him over my shoulder and onto the ground(thank god for wrestling in gym class) and i grab the other guys head with both hands and i smash his head onto my knee(which kinda hurts right now) and im pretty sure i broke his nose, so the headlock guy is trying to get up so i kick him in the kidneys and he goes back down for a while. so it takes about 10 seconds for all this to happen and now im a little pissed so i take their wallets. so now, here i am, with a bruised knee, an inflated ego and im 400 dollars richer, so now im going to buy some weed, and get really high with my freinds.

so yeah, i think this counts as a good week.

best post ever.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:27 pm

jonny cockeral wrote:
captainMorton wrote:heh,last night i got ina fight with these two fake "gangsters" (i belive that the only true gangsters are the ones in the mob, not the ones who worship 50 cent) who wanted my mp3 player, only thing is that they didnt know that I actually know how to fight.
so anyways, i was walking home from school through this little secluded park(great smoke spot btw) and one says "yo gimme your playa" so of course i say "fuck off i dont feel like dealing with this shit right now" so i guess that was the point where the other guy decided it was a good idea to put me in a choke-hold from behind(idiot dosent even know how to do one properly) so i grabed him and threw him over my shoulder and onto the ground(thank god for wrestling in gym class) and i grab the other guys head with both hands and i smash his head onto my knee(which kinda hurts right now) and im pretty sure i broke his nose, so the headlock guy is trying to get up so i kick him in the kidneys and he goes back down for a while. so it takes about 10 seconds for all this to happen and now im a little pissed so i take their wallets. so now, here i am, with a bruised knee, an inflated ego and im 400 dollars richer, so now im going to buy some weed, and get really high with my freinds.

so yeah, i think this counts as a good week.
best post ever.

totally. well done.

in other news, this dude i know busted a small time grower, and nicked 2lb of weed, and we're all getting a half oz for free.

Kaynoq · Post by **Kaynoq** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:43 pm

I gots a job...Forestry project...gonna be in the woods for 26 weeks making 500 bucks a week.

Good stuff good stuff.

Just doesn't seem like much fun....cutting down trees and planting trees and picking up garbage in the woods and shit.

...but ill have 1000 bucks every payday

...yay?

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:38 pm

I would love to do something like that.

I'm sure you could find some really cool places to smoke in the middle of a forest.

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:50 pm

Dakine wrote: in other news, this dude i know busted a small time grower, and nicked 2lb of weed, and we're all getting a half oz for free.

dude, free weed is awsome, im still haveing to pay for mine

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:35 am

Ever had too much shit on your plate, to where you just don't know how to react to anything anymore, or not sure if what you are doing is right but you do it anyways because it's all you can do, that's where I'm at right about now

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:00 am

Kaynoq wrote:I gots a job...Forestry project...gonna be in the woods for 26 weeks making 500 bucks a week.

Good stuff good stuff.

Just doesn't seem like much fun....cutting down trees and planting trees and picking up garbage in the woods and shit.

...but ill have 1000 bucks every payday

...yay?

You could plant some weed in the forest eh? Pretty sure it would be hard to track who's plantin' all the weed. lol.

Post by **(weedguru)scarf** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:00 am

so i smoked with a good friend for the first time last night... its strange how you interact very differently... we couldnt get on the same wavelength during conversations
he would say one thing and i would be thinking about it in a totally different way... wasnt uncomfortable or anything... was just strange because usually me and
my best mate smoke and we always get one another...

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:28 am

well I found out a pretty good friend of mine got arrested today for smoking and all he had was about less than a gram on him. I haven't heard from him yet but his step dad is a cop and his life is gonna be pretty fucked up.

well on the better news i'm picking up a 1/4 of really good shit tomorow and then just gonna use that up until 4/20 then i'm going to a big party.

Kaynoq · Post by **Kaynoq** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:21 pm

My little sister overdosed last night...but she ended up being alright thankfully, she didn't do enough pills to harm herself...but now I'm telling my parents that they HAVE to get her into rehab or something, cause all they do when she starts fucking up is kick her outta the house...

Man, last couple months have been all fucked up.

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:01 pm

Girl I was gonna go out drinking with is in a shitty mood and doesn't feel like it now, so I guess I'm drinking a 26er at home by meself tonight.

Might be some bullshit too, my dad's having his Rush tribute band over tonight (he's the drummer) and probably some friends. My dad has a 24, they're all bring beers and more then likely some cheeb.

All this alcohol is cool and all, but why do I always end up drinking with my dad and his friends?

....Taking a shot while I brew on that.

SToNeR ChRiS · Post by **SToNeR ChRiS** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:36 pm

Happy birthday to me. Turned 19 today

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