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Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:27 pm

Tom is doing something with it, so I'm going to stop messing around with his work and let him play haha

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:06 pm

I'm liking these new leaves, I wonder if the numbers have changed...like you need 1750 to get a new one and stuff like that.

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:30 pm

Urrghg I know why I'm getting harassed by these Natives now, and another guy. Their numbers increased today.

So this girl I know asked me out awhile ago, and I said no. But I'm actually friends with her now so her new boyfriend thinks there's something going on between us. Assuming I'm trying to steal his GF or some stupid shit he told the natives about it and they're against me now. One of the native guys had a relationship with her too so I'm doubly fucked over by these guys who are twice my size. I'll break down both of their issues here.

New boyfriend: Thinks i'm taking his GF away, jealous cunt. Meanwhile I almost never see him around her, I spend waaay more time with her then he does at school.

Main native guy against me: Had some sort of relationship with her but it apparantly ended because drugs and alcohol are more important to him then that. Still doesn't want to "lose her" so he's being a dickhead all around.

Rest of the cockbaskets in that native group: Following the leader.

I think some rumours are being spread around school about me too. And I don't have nearly the strength or backup (They seem to stick in groups) to take these guys ATM.

I fucking HATE highschool. This is jokes, I'm the one getting the last laugh at these inbreds.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:41 pm

wait till one grabs u then kick his head in. lol kick him in the face or the balls, w.e

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:48 pm

or sleep with his girlfriend. then proceed with the above.

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:17 pm

so, iran finally releases our naval personnel, thank fuck for that

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:01 am

heh,last night i got ina fight with these two fake "gangsters" (i belive that the only true gangsters are the ones in the mob, not the ones who worship 50 cent) who wanted my mp3 player, only thing is that they didnt know that I actually know how to fight.
so anyways, i was walking home from school through this little secluded park(great smoke spot btw) and one says "yo gimme your playa" so of course i say "fuck off i dont feel like dealing with this shit right now" so i guess that was the point where the other guy decided it was a good idea to put me in a choke-hold from behind(idiot dosent even know how to do one properly) so i grabed him and threw him over my shoulder and onto the ground(thank god for wrestling in gym class) and i grab the other guys head with both hands and i smash his head onto my knee(which kinda hurts right now) and im pretty sure i broke his nose, so the headlock guy is trying to get up so i kick him in the kidneys and he goes back down for a while. so it takes about 10 seconds for all this to happen and now im a little pissed so i take their wallets. so now, here i am, with a bruised knee, an inflated ego and im 400 dollars richer, so now im going to buy some weed, and get really high with my freinds.

so yeah, i think this counts as a good week.

Eugene · Post by **Eugene** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:08 am

I'M SO GODDAMN BORED

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:11 am

haha nice job, you should get 2 ounces and just go crazy with smoking.

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:13 am

absofuckinloutly my freind, course, i might actually buy a new mp3, maby an ipod, you know, just to rub it in

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:08 am

hey, check it out, new avatar that i just made, hows it look?

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:14 am

Back form New york!

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:39 am

I wish I knew how to fight. Then I wouldn't have to put up with half the shit I usually gotta deal with.

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:36 am

just start alot of fights and the shit just grows on you.

and captainmorgan, thats a sick picture lol

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:06 am

captainMorton wrote:heh,last night i got ina fight with these two fake "gangsters" (i belive that the only true gangsters are the ones in the mob, not the ones who worship 50 cent) who wanted my mp3 player, only thing is that they didnt know that I actually know how to fight.
so anyways, i was walking home from school through this little secluded park(great smoke spot btw) and one says "yo gimme your playa" so of course i say "fuck off i dont feel like dealing with this shit right now" so i guess that was the point where the other guy decided it was a good idea to put me in a choke-hold from behind(idiot dosent even know how to do one properly) so i grabed him and threw him over my shoulder and onto the ground(thank god for wrestling in gym class) and i grab the other guys head with both hands and i smash his head onto my knee(which kinda hurts right now) and im pretty sure i broke his nose, so the headlock guy is trying to get up so i kick him in the kidneys and he goes back down for a while. so it takes about 10 seconds for all this to happen and now im a little pissed so i take their wallets. so now, here i am, with a bruised knee, an inflated ego and im 400 dollars richer, so now im going to buy some weed, and get really high with my freinds.

so yeah, i think this counts as a good week.

That's a fucking great story. Dude, you're like the stoner savior. In other words, a fucking modern superhero. I wish to have a neighbor like you when I get my appartment so I'll always feel safe and have somebody to toke up with.

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