My Cousin is a Slutty Whore

[Princess_Ayana]

My cousin who will remain nameless just shocked the hell outta me. As you all probably know, i'm half Japanese from my Dad. His side of the family is really conservative and all my cousins over there are uptight losers who don't know how to have a good time. One of my cousins in particular is the same age as me (20) and attends some really prestigous university in Tokyo. Well, yesterday I found her Myspace and this was her about me section:

"I be at ********* University in Tokyo, Japan. I am junior, International Busines major. I am da finest, crazy, horny, kinky, shy, party gurl. With a nice, really wetly pussy. Are u lookin 4 a PRETTY, SEXY, SMART, HELL GOOD IN BED, DAMN FINEST WHO WILL SUCK YOUR BIG COCK REALLY GOODLY? DO YOU LIKE TO FUCK ASSE? Did you just say, "Where she at?" I AM RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! BUT DONT HOLLA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz I know u cannot handle me;) (Be careful, do never call me a China or Korean...If u did that, I will take that u are offendin and kill you"

After this horrible grammatically INcorrect attempt at English, she has naked and near naked pics all over her page, and in her interests she put "AV" which is Japanese Porn!!!! I am shocked. Should I rat her out or leave it alone? I honestly dont know what to think about the situation.

[captainMorton]

well ill tell you what, send me the link and ill tell you what I think

nah really, i say what she does is her buisness and that shes got a right to do it, but maby you should talkto her about it

[JokerTheTokerr]

DAMN haha yeah i wouldnt tell on her if she wants to be freaky let her be freaky

[SpRi7e]

give me her myspace and i'll tell you wat to do a little bit later

lol j/k, I'd talk to her about it and if she flips out then rat her out I guess.

[President Beavis]

Uptight losers who don't know how to have a good time eh? Maybe you just haven't been properly introduced to that side of your family yet..

I'd put it down to some stupid phase shes going through. Hell, talk to her though.

Am I the only one who really laughed at some of the things she said?

[Kaynoq]

Meh, some people just love sex more than others.

Just laugh it up if she gets an std or AIDS or whatever.

[TmD]

maybe she is just joking around on there, she did say...

"BUT DONT HOLLA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz I know u cannot handle me;)"

so maybe shes just trying to be a tease on myspace, just give a whatsup to her and see what she says.

[Red_Sled]

pics or ban

[Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s]

pics or ban

I'm pretty sure Weedguru is out of your jurisdiction XD

Just post a comment and say "..uh, WTF?" And see what she says!

[Psyclone]

Man, that's degrading.

[(weedguru)scarf]

It sounds really immature for a 20 year old... but i dont know her....
Maybe you should just email her and ask her what is up with her myspace...
does she know what would happen if other family members found it?

[Dakine]

ahh, she'll regret it in a decade when she's trying to get some high paying pen pusher job and she gets rejected cus of what she did on myspace.

[Jay212]

Shes 20 years old. She's allowed to do whatever she wants.

[sickkid90]

wait so your Japanese part of the family is conservative.. so im guessing they would never suspect anyone in the family of doing that....so ya.. since shes 20, over 18, she should do what she wants, but you should definetly talk to her about it

PEACE

[Ikku]

Sounds like someone who lived a repressed and sheltered childhood suddenly found herself in the real world and couldn't help but go crazy.