What would you do...

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:56 pm

hehe

Anyway, i shall purchase a tank, have it first classed delivered... instead of being delayed till next day. I shall hold the mailmans family hostage so he can hurry up on delivering my order then let them go when i recieve it.

Then borrow the queen of englands helicopter and strap on the tank underneath and hire someone to fly the helicopter such as poe, from the telletubbies.

Then we shall fly to antartica overnight, make sure someone feeds my goldfish whilst im away. Find a polar bear and slowly stalk it, and then drop down the tank, i drive. Then because the guy mugged me off on ebay it didnt come with live rounds so i shall shoot a lifetime supply of cuddly toys at it, at the ripping speed of 100mph. It will be ripped to pieces by beenie babies and only then will i be satisified...

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:18 pm

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a tank be a shitload more than 100k?

Anyway, I would go out takin lots of E, but not enough to OD. I would spend the last 10 hours of my life, as the best 10 hours of my life. There's no way in fuck I'm knowing im bout to die while remaining stable enough to spend cash without E. no way.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:26 pm

Bear wrote:hehe

Anyway, i shall purchase a tank, have it first classed delivered... instead of being delayed till next day. I shall hold the mailmans family hostage so he can hurry up on delivering my order then let them go when i recieve it.

Then borrow the queen of englands helicopter and strap on the tank underneath and hire someone to fly the helicopter such as poe, from the telletubbies.

Then we shall fly to antartica overnight, make sure someone feeds my goldfish whilst im away. Find a polar bear and slowly stalk it, and then drop down the tank, i drive. Then because the guy mugged me off on ebay it didnt come with live rounds so i shall shoot a lifetime supply of cuddly toys at it, at the ripping speed of 100mph. It will be ripped to pieces by beenie babies and only then will i be satisified...

A beautiful story, indeed

mr.hookah · Post by **mr.hookah** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:05 am

Ok what i would do is pray lol. Sounds stupid but ya...

If i wasnt religous (well i smoke weed so... nvmrnd) i would pay this one girl i know 10k to fuck her then id beat the fuck out of these kids i hate then fuck that girl again and toke up

Kjm520 · Post by **Kjm520** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:44 am

i would buy like 50 pounds of weed some how, then sit there for an hour eating it all and then have the most stoned high EVER for the last couple hours of my life

Grrrl · Post by **Grrrl** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:42 pm

I'd get a flight straight over to amsterdam and find a weed cafe thats got a swingers bar incorporated into it and stay there til my times up. The money I have left I'd split between my loved ones and ask em to get my poetry published for me.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:07 pm

i'd break in to some form of weapons store, nick some shit, and rob a food store. i'd get as much junk food and cigarettes as possible, then rob my dealer. then i would go home, put some sweet movie on pay per veiw, and have a massive smoke and eat out with myself.

sickkid90 · Post by **sickkid90** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:24 am

id buy a giant bong, a giant torch flame, 50lbs of weed, and 5 ppl to pack the bowls....

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:35 pm

now i think about it... i would ask on ebay for live rounds... cuddly toys just dont work as well

MatteN · Post by **MatteN** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:53 pm

I'd definitely pay for some amazing sex since i'm single and wouldn't have time to talk and pick a good one...i'd just pay the hottest one a large sum of money.

I'd also spend a large portion of the money on drugs that make me strong and untouchable, crack pcp?

i'd go on a killing spree maybe and die like tony montana in a hail of gunfire....

or

i'd still pay for the best sex...

then i'd buy an ass of shrooms and just die tripping trying to figure out the universe and religion before i die....but right before i ate all the shrooms i'd give the rest of the moeny to my friends...fuck my family they don't deserve it

asswipe · Post by **asswipe** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:38 pm

probably amsterdam.. would supply me with all I long for

gotta be a nice weather though, don't wanna die in fucking rain

Princess_Ayana · Post by **Princess_Ayana** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:57 am

I'd participate in a 10,000 person ORGY!!

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:14 am

lol...what if whoever said you had 10 hours to live mixed you up with someone else and you all did that. HAHAHAHHA, i'd be SO pissed.

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:22 am

I would do this.
http://www.stickpage.com/killingspree.shtml

www.weedguru.com

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