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President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:30 pm

Wisdom le Beavis

People who say "fuck jackin' off I just get my Bitches/Wife/GF to do it for me" are just trying to look as if they get more then they really do.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:37 pm

Hmm, not necessarily, I haven't masturbated in like half a year

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:39 pm

I dont need to masturbate, my girl wants more sex than i masturbated when i was 13.

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:51 pm

is that enough???? LOOOOL

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:04 pm

You guys and your lack of virginity...I hate you.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:17 am

lol it aint a race, i lost mine at 16

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:06 am

Weedguru Cusmar wrote:I dont need to masturbate, my girl wants more sex than i masturbated when i was 13.

i kno that feeling
when it comes to women i consider myself rather old fashioned (but only a bit) and she was pretty much a complete nymph, blew my mind i swear (and warped it alittle... whole scary thing behind that door) but i kno that feeling, lol

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:18 am

sex is great but can get boring... depends what you do. When its closing the door everynight and doing the EXACT same shit everytime your like 'why the fuck am i here?' nah take turns each night and stuff on what you like doing, change it about abit. Make it unpredictable.

Best method is to start kissing and taking eachothers clothes off, pretty much then it leads to whatever your thinking or feeling and what you wanna do. Instead of planning everything... could you imagion having a girl whos like, yes we shall enitiate missionary! like star trek or summant. fuck that.

My girl is unpredicatble, i love it. Like say guys, would you love if your having a joint on your sofa, laptop on weedguru whilst been given the best blowjob ever? DUDE that is HEAVEN.

Fuck pearly gates, that is heaven on earth... ahhhh.

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:49 am

Ehh, guess I'm only 15 but whatever. And yes bear, that does sound like heaven. If it exists.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:53 am

rest assured, it is my good friend

Kaynoq · Post by **Kaynoq** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:31 am

I'd kill for some pizza right now...

stupid food commercials...always hitting me when im broke

now ima be wantin some pizza until payday, and its gonna be the best pizza ever

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:11 am

Kaynoq wrote:I'd kill for some pizza right now...

stupid food commercials...always hitting me when im broke

now ima be wantin some pizza until payday, and its gonna be the best pizza ever

I'd kill for a blowjob right now.
Fuckin' pornos...always hitting me when I'm single w/ no money to hit the clubs.
Now I'm gonna be wantin' some head until I get myself a personal whore, and it's gonna be the best damn head ever!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:44 am

^

yeah cause it's all about getting head, from a whore.... sigh.

Been with this girl for almost half a year now, I think this might actually become my second 'long term' relationship!

And she's got alooot of libido, sjeesh

dutchmasta · Post by **dutchmasta** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:39 pm

sue her ass

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:44 pm

Flow wrote:^

yeah cause it's all about getting head, from a whore.... sigh.

Been with this girl for almost half a year now, I think this might actually become my second 'long term' relationship!

And she's got alooot of libido, sjeesh

I guess you didn't catch what I was doin'. I was using the format Kaynoq used. Whatever, to hard to explain.

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