Your worst smoke session?

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:33 pm

Everyone I know has had at least one bad smoke session. Somewhere where they get busted, or feel too nervous.

One summer day last year me and my buddy Justin jumped in my WRX and headed out to the sticks with a lot of weed, a bubbler, and a pipe. We also had a few beers and it was a very nice day. We were going to meet some friends out by the river which is a pretty popular place for smokers. We get to the river and find a long line of cars, so I park at the end and lock up and start walking. We find our friends and walk down to the river. We had a good spot on the sandy beach, laid down our towels, met up with some girls and smoked a lot of weed. We waded back to the trail to get back to my car. Part of the trail is pretty heavily wooded and we came across two very strange looking older men (30's-40's?) that looked like they were high on crack or PCP or something.

The one guy handed my buddy a beer that was open and said "Drink this". My buddy downs the beer and looks at him. The guy goes "So, are we smoking??" and my buddy loads a bowl and hands it to him so the stranger gets greens. The guy takes a huge hit, not cornering or anything. We finish the bowl and my friend goes to put the pipe back in his backpack when the stranger grabs his arm and says "What kinda CD's you got in there???" and my friend was like "What, I don't know what you're talking about, I have no CD's in here." The stranger's friend stands up from the tree he was leaning against, comes close and goes "I've seen your car..." then I get pissed and nervous. Bad combo. The skinnier stranger says "Hey man, I got the wheels, I got the speakers, I got the money". I'm fucking LIT at this point. My buddy hits my hand which I guess was in a fist. My buddy saved the day by saying "Good, keep it." and we walk off.

We get back to the car and I was like "What the fuck was all that?" My buddy goes "I was gonna say anything to keep them happy and so I didn't have to box a crackhead."

As we were leaving we saw some Honda CRX with a broken window...oops, wrong car.

Turnipweed13 · Post by **Turnipweed13** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:54 pm

i got one.... not as dramatic as yours but still.... all my freinds and i dont have driver licences...yet... but it is at 3:40 or so and my friend gets this retarded idea to get my bros jeep and go driving i am dunk and high as hell so i am like whatever...bad idea i know... so we get the car in the street we drive around the neighborhood for about 20 minutes and then we go out of the neighborhood and to this park witchis lke 2 minutes away... we get in the park and my good friend that drives alot...(he still doesnt have a licence) he does a couple of doughnuts in the parking lot and all of a suddden this mustang pulls into the park... and as you could guess i was freaking out.... he pulls in and to our luck he pulls right back out and drives off.... so we start heading back home.... then a fucking cop car pulls around and just as we turn into my neighboorhood he stops and we just jet it till we got back home... it would have probably not been that scary if we were sobre but we were all freaking out.....

stnoed · Post by **stnoed** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:08 pm

ive had a few bad smoke sessions. its the worst when there are too many people smoking and not enough people packing bowls. there needs to be like a 1 bowl to 2 person ratio or nobody will get high. if 4 people want to smoke, atleast 3 of the 4 should be packing a bowl.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:41 pm

My friend recently bought a new car/minibus thing. So we're crusing along the road in this car, and drive into the woods for a nice smoke. we walk into the woods away from the car and begin to skin up. only on eof my friends have left their baggie in the glove box, so they go back and get it. he comes back and looks at us weird, and just sorta goes ''shit dude, i just found a flare in the glove box''. so we're all high and decide to set off this flare. we spark this flare and run down the hill. my friend drops the flare about halfway down, and just keep running. this woman stops my friend and goes 'extinguish that flare or ill call the pigs'' or something to that effect. my friends a bit dim, so he didnt really know what to do, so he wanders back over to it, throws it against a rock, and starts throwing rocks at it.

funny as fuck when i look back, but i shat myself at the time.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:08 pm

hmmm thats a tricky one, but hey ive had a few. Well my ultimate worst expierience was... well, smoking in woods with my friend james (also the m8 i have had the best smoking sessions with) basically erm... well hes bisexual and weed and many other substances made his true feelings for MYSELF came out... well i was pretty fucked up. I was tripped out to maximum and i actually ran from him.

But now were cool, hes my best friend. So i like to keep it at that because i just dont swing that way, plus hes a good mate.

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:10 pm

I had a guy come on to me once. It's really awkward, but if they are your real friend you can calmly tell them.
Didn't happen...I got pissed and now can't talk to that person.. I feel so bad, and I swear to god I am not homophobic. I just got creeped out and felt so bad I could never talk to them again.

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:35 am

well if you feel so bad why not just talk to them again?

it will take a layer in your cake labelled 'concience'... plus you gain a friend back

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:36 am

Been too long.

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:09 pm

Pretty bad one last night.
My friends and I met up with this dude that we thought we were buying weed from. Turns out, he was about to roll out to get the weed, but needed a ride aka why he wanted us to meet him outside of the grocery store. Anyways 2 of my friends go (with my 20 bucks) to go get some weed while I stayed with my other friends that already had weed and were smoking me out while I waited for weed. The other car of people drove to meet the other guy. I get a call from them, while I am already pretty baked, and they are saying they got stood up. So we meet them in that parking lot, and they're like lets wait 5 more minutes, so we all get back in our cars, 3 people in each car and we're parked side by side. Our car starts smoking, they don't have any weed.

So they get mad and drive off. They parked in another parking lot and we met them there. When they saw us pull in they drove off really fast and before we knew it we were chasing them through town really fast. Then they got all pissed off and wouldn't answer their phone. So the girl driving the car I was in said "Fuck it, I don't want to waste my gas anymore, let's go smoke with my dad" so we went to her house. Come to find out the other car of people went to go get weed in the next town over and they had a sack for me. Then I found out that one of my friends is going to prison for a year for some bullshit.

But anyways we get the weed and we wanted them to just go home because they were just being stupid and wanted to come over when they couldn't...

So anyways, these 2 girls are like...never talk to us again. But whatev.

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