Well, friday afternoon I get together with some friends and Miranda (the girl I like) for lunch, and then I got them all to skip class and hang out and smoke hooka in my friend's barn. After that Miranda had to work, so we stayed with the hooka and let her work, while my friends and I talked about her, and it turns out she's looking for a boyfriend. I figure they're full of shit and go on with my day.
Then she gets off work and we all head out to her house in the damn boonies, sooo far away. We get there and we break out a 12 pack of decent beer and smoke hooka and weed too. We end up sooo fucked up, just the 4 of us, until just Miranda, Nick, and me were awake. So then we decided at 2:30am (after sobering up for an hour) to go to McDonalds in the nearest town, about 25 minutes away. It tasted so delicious! I spent the night there, which was great because Miranda and I got some alone time, just to talk.
The next morning we thought that Miranda worked at 8am and Nick worked at 11am, they work at the same place, but they got their schedule messed up. So Miranda, Mallory, and I head over to my place at like 8:30 and sleep while watching a movie until like 10:30, then they went to work and Mallory went home. I went bowling with my family for my dad's birthday, which sucked ass since I was pretty hung over.
Then Saturday night, I barely got off of bowling in time to head out to this huge party at Miranda's house. On the way there I was in a caravan of 3 cars and 6 people with lots of alcohol, weed, pipes and whatever else we needed for the night when we passed an undercover cop doing 10+mph over the speed limit. The last car got pulled over, and they didn't know how to get to the party. So the car behind me pulled over, and then I pulled over just within sight of the last 2 cars and saw a cop car light up car #2. It was at that point I knew car #3 had been searched, or they saw something in plain sight. I find a neighborhood to chill out and hide all my stuff in and calm down a little and throw away some stems and stuff out my window into someone's yard. I get back onto the road, and the damn cop came out of nowhere behind me, so I lose him on these backroads that I know by heart. I finally get to the party after throwing the cop about 10 loops. I get to the party and tell my tales to my many fans of last weekend, which made some people nervous. About a half hour I'm walking around socializing, about to smoke a bowl when I hear "COP COP COP!!!" from the living room and I peek out the window and see a cop car in the driveway. I start to run out the back door and almost took out the cop blocking the door, beer in hand. The cop looks at my beer, looks at me, and I walk away to where 2 people were standing with MIP's in their hand (Minor in possesion) and figure, I'm FUCKED. I see Miranda run across the front yard and know she's going to be safe.
The cop is now yelling, "Who owns this house! Where is she? Go find her!" so I head upstairs into the coke room, they don't even know cops are in the house. I tell them to stash everythign they have and to get the fuck out. A lot of those guys were juniors and were new to parties, so they didn't know what to do. I told people where to hide stuff so they would be okay if they got caught leaving. So then I come down the stairs, see the cop at the front door, walk towards the kitchen, and BOOK IT out the back door followed by like 30 people towards the street where all of our cars were parked. I jump a fence keys in hand. Someone said "LET ME COME WITH YOU!!" and I guess I was in too big of a hurry, aka, didn't like them, so I left. Now I am in a huge group of cars with drunk drivers doing double the speed limit through these cold, semi-snowy backroads.
Later that night I am at my friends house who was at that party, and am going to crash there. I had to tell his parents EXACTLY what happened, which sucked. I get a call at like midnight from Miranda saying "Can I come over" and I ask my buddy and he says no, no more people. So I tell her that, and she gets kind of sad and hangs up. I get a call at 2am from her again saying "Please, please come pick me up" and she's crying. So I jump in my car, no questions asked and go pick her up in this random parking lot and calm her down a little. She says she was with this guy I know, who is a total rapist, and I told her I would have picked her up HOURS ago if she had told me. I listen to her whole story, and it turns out he was trying to get her alone and drunk at his house. He didn't touch her, which is great because I didn't really feel like smashing someone's face in that night.
So we get to my buddy's house and she's still freaked out from the cops being at her house, she thinks her mom is getting a $1,000 fine, even though she was out of town. We get some sleep and whatnot.
The next day I bought her breakfast in a crowded cafe and then went to her house to help clean up. We found 3 pipes, a nice knife, 2 lines of coke pre cut up, oxy-codone tablets, and many beers hidden all around the house. Mostly where the cop was. One pipe was out in the street, like someone dropped it getting in their car. I got one pipe (the nicest one), Miranda got the one that was nice and still had a fresh bowl in it, and our third friend got a brand new one basically. We looked around the house, and found that someone had left through the living room window running from the cops. The opened the window, pushed out the screen, but didn't pull up the blinds, ripping them badly. Then we smoked some hooka in her living room and went to the home improvement store to buy new blinds that were like 60 bucks! Then we spend the next like 3 hours mounting them, in which we were all alone and got pretty close and I found out this girl is exactly what I have been looking for, for the last like two years. She's 100% perfect.
When we were driving back to where my car was we were talking about how it didn't seem like we have only known eachother for about a week since we haven't really been apart for the whole time and how it was so comfortable being together and stuff, and then when I got to my car she goes "You can call me" and gave me her number, which is a great sign.
Cliff notes: Partying, running from 5-0, spending quality time with an a+ girl.
I love my life right now.
Sorry this was so long, I just needed to tell someone.
