Cigs then having to take a crap.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:33 pm

pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure

surely there must be a nice bush.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:20 am

Dakine wrote:
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.

not if you're on an interstate bus in India..

or in a crowded bazaar where the only loo is knee deep in shitty water

MagPotSteve · Post by **MagPotSteve** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:32 am

buttermilk wrote:
birdie wrote:cigs have caffeine in them? i didnt know that..
Learn new things every day eh?

Haha same thing I was thinking. I hate it when your working or in school and you start to want to shit, but you can't cause either the bathrooms are too dirty or you'd just rather wait till you get home. But the number one thing I hate is having to literally stop for a couple of minutes until your stomach sorta pushes the crap back up (Too much information?).
I've finally made the connection that drinking energy drinks(caffeine ridden drink) is the cause of my "shitty" problem.
Thanks alot for the info, and uhhh yeah I never really get the same reaction when I smoke enough cigs a day. Good luck with that...somehow...

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:45 am

Must be the menthol then...(I smoke Newports, forgive me, but I grew up in Brooklyn.) lol

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:38 pm

pirate wrote:
Dakine wrote:
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.
not if you're on an interstate bus in India..

or in a crowded bazaar where the only loo is knee deep in shitty water

Sounds like an amazing country

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:35 pm

weed-meen wrote:Haha.. so true... I allways hate that when i smoke acually anything I have the immediate reaction that i need to go pooppy...!! I hate it.. but pooping high is better ! ahahah

P.S 1 of natural "high's" are when you need to Poop, you hold it back, but in the same time push, and then completely swallow it back inside you're passage ! and wow that feals like LSD!! :D:D hahahahah

aint that the truth

MatteN · Post by **MatteN** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:26 pm

quit playing around with ur shit and just take a shit u goofy asshole lol.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:22 pm

pirate wrote:
Dakine wrote:
pirate wrote:really have to shit and no place to go?

try this: trust me

inhale, stick your finger in yer navel, exhale, pushing your finger in. However hard you want.
repeat twice.

No matter how bad the pressure
surely there must be a nice bush.
not if you're on an interstate bus in India..

or in a crowded bazaar where the only loo is knee deep in shitty water

haha fairynuff. i've watched enough michael palin discovery channel shit (that makes me sound like such a cultureless fag) to know vaguley what indian public transport is like....

In other nicotine/faeces development, i've noticed i get this problem far less with own rolled cigs.

www.weedguru.com

Cigs then having to take a crap.

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