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So this morning I wake up at 6:30 and remember "Mom left me lunch money for this week on the counter, don't forget to grab it." So I take a shower, go downstairs, grab my money, get in the truck and blaze on the way to school. I get to school and can't find that damn money anywhere! I have no idea what happened?

Maybe I grabbed it while high last night? I think that's pretty likely.

Hmm, I will check yesterday's pants and see.

I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.
How you do that? I call it dope by magic. This dope by magic got me rich as I want to be...
My baby..
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just look in the car, it'll be around somewhere. things dont go too far when your high.
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I'm pretty sure it's in my pants.
I remember thinking "pockets" when I think about those pants.

Soooo maybe that's something.
How you do that? I call it dope by magic. This dope by magic got me rich as I want to be...
My baby..
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

well get off your lazy ass and go check those pants, the kitchen and the car! :)
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Ok, so I go up to my room to check for my pants. My pants aren't even there!

Turns out my mom had snatched them as dirty laundry last night. I went back downstairs and checked by the laundry machine and there was my money!
YAY.

Now it's time to smoke more, because I have money for more weed when this sack runs out!
How you do that? I call it dope by magic. This dope by magic got me rich as I want to be...
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blazedsubaru wrote: Now it's time to smoke more, because I have money for more weed when this sack runs out!
That's almost as good a feeling as the one you mentioned in your other thread.
I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died...
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it into a Diamond ring...
Now he watches his son shine every day.
I just thought about that, while I sit here ashing in this ashtray...
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Post by hashpipe »

yeahhh

i was cleaning some random draw in my bureau, and i found 40 euro gift certificate for every big commercial store/restaurant. swapped it for cash with my parents yay
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sucks when u lose money u know u have somewhere. but its the best when u find money. couple days ago i was puttin on my jeans and reached i my pocket and found $20. :D
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its like money being trown into your lap. so great
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blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.
at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!
woah
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scarf wrote:
blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.
at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!
right on, pants are for the week
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fkn_eh wrote:
scarf wrote:
blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.
at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!
right on, pants are for the week
you mean weak?
Do not take what i say seriously.
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Post by FIRE!!! »

Pants aren't for the weak. They are for the large of dick who wish to surprise their woman, or the small of dick who wish to conceal their insecurity. They are also for women of any kind. Only those of average dickliness should go without pants.
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cdc wrote:
fkn_eh wrote:
scarf wrote:
blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.
at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!
right on, pants are for the week
you mean weak?
Not unless you've got another pair! :D
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Post by stnoed »

u must get shitty weed if u can buy a sac with lunch money. unless you pay like 25 bucks for lunch
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