Police:Close Calls!

[fkn_eh]

Haha! Paranoia always gets the best of everyone. Po's know they just don't care.

[Jim777]

Thought I would make a thread for this sort of thing, a) because this sort of thing happened to me last night, and b) because you see these kinds of stories all over the forums. Maybe a mod should sticky it, so there doesn't need to be pointless topics being made.

Anyways I went to chill with a couple kids, we smoked out of a bong until we were really blazed, then went to go ride a jetski on some trails being dragged by a car (dumb idea I know). So we went all the way out there, like half hour drive, smoke some more, finally tie the jetski to the car, and just as we start dragging the first kid, a car comes toward us, on some dirt trail in buttfuck egypt! And there was a packed bong in the car! I frantically stuffed it in the glove compartment and got out of the car, I think if I had just sat in the car it would have been more suspicious. The cop asked what we were doing and my friend said we were putting the jetski in the back of his truck and taking it to our house to rebuild it (it was just the frame, had no engine or anything in it). He kept asking a bunch of questions about it, like "You boys weren't out here riding on it were you?" and "Just what do you propose to do with the frame when you get it to your house?" Amazingly we smooth talked him out of it and he was just like "You do whatever you want with it but, if I were you it would be a project I would not invest heavily in." And he just left, didn't search the car or anything...

HOLY FUCK!! Cops in my area are dumb.

hes not that dumb, i mean they dont check all the cars and everybody everytime they stop to check out whats happening....

[NeverTurnDownaBowl]

I once got pulled over driving with a drunk chick. Dont ask me why i even got in the car. She was wasted and driving horribly. She was taking me home bc the party i was at was beat and couldnt drink anyways. So anyways we get pulled over and she gets fucked. So they then pull me out of the car. I had a slice in my shoe.(what we call a an 8th). he gives me a breathalizer and i pass. Hes about to let me go when theuy find a pipe on the chick im with. He then asks to search me. I said yes and the first palce he goes to check is my right shoe with the slice in it. at this point the slice is up at the front of my foot by my toes. He asks me to lift me heel out of my shoe and put his hand under my shoe. HE NEVER FELT THE BAG OR ANYTHING! he told me ok and i actually sighed with relief becaus ei knew i was free. Scariest shit i ever been through

[Squares]

I've never been searched by the police, but i've been approached and questioned by them quite a few times when ive been smoing with people. Each time tho we've managed to blag it, inspite of roaches, kingsize rizla, grinders (and occasionally even sacks of skunk) sitting on the ground around us. somehow aparently they didnt notice, which is pretty lucky.

[Dakine]

what they gonna do for fucking kingy rizlas?

''excuse me son, you seem to have kingsize rizlas, you must smoke cannabis. book him boys''

[Squares]

what they gonna do for fucking kingy rizlas?

''excuse me son, you seem to have kingsize rizlas, you must smoke cannabis. book him boys''

true, true. its not exactly evidience, but you'd expect them to atleast pick up on it. especially when theyre sitting next to a grinder..

[Weedguru Cusmar]

police once took half a grinder off my mate, he hid one half and the dumbass community policeman was like "this could be used as a weapon"

[Peace Frog]

I've had an incredibly twisted and fortunate run-in with the swine myself. One that made me switch schools because my parents were insanely infuriated.

I had been selling herb at school for quite a while and it was easy. No one caught on at all. Everyone knew I was a pot head, but they didn't care enough to investigate what I did.
Unfortunately, one day, my mate got caught with about a quarter and he got expelled. I got suspended for a week because I was with him when they revealed the green, and they wanted to "investigate."
The second day I got back from my suspension, I was sitting in the band room and my vice-principal walks into the room and orders every one out for a minute. As we walk outside we see two officers and a K9 step out of a truck and head into the band room and shut the door. I'm escorted infront of my band mates by the vice principal. I'm informed that they got and anonymous tip that I was selling a large amount of marijuana and they were going to prevent it.
I was searched, my locker was searched, and my satchel was searched. They found nothing. I thought I was free to go, but they told me that they still had suspicion that I had marijuana on my person. They told me that one of the administrators saw me "insert a plastic baggie inside my pants" as I was walking to the office. They asked if they could cavity search me and I strongly refused. When they couldn't get a yes out of me, they called my parents, who also refused. My parents were outraged and adamantly said no, but the officers insisted I "had a problem that they could fix with a simple approval from my parents" and all this shit.

Needless to say, I had nothing up my ass, I was so scared I puked. And if that wasn't enough, the administrators said that if they couldn't cavity search me I wasn't allowed to return to my class and had to be sent home immediately.

So, A BIG FUCK YOU to all the police officers and prissy-ass high schools for "the gifted" who will thoroughly debase their student body to preserve their dusty fucking reputation.

[blazedsubaru]

Dude, I can't believe I didn't tell you guys this story earlier!

I was in my truck, with 2 friends (it's an SUV) and we were blazing a bowl. There was a car about 100 feet back around the corner, they must have been smoking too. We were in an industrial area of town on a Saturday night, parked by all the semi-truck trailers on the street. Basically down where nobody should bother us. A car rounds the corner up ahead and I say "Oh, this ain't good" so I put the car in gear and drive off towards the other car (the exit). As I start to pass the other car I see the headlights. Shit, a new white Ford Explorer, a total cop car. Yep, it had the light bar and SHERIFF on the side. So I am rolling by slowly, and the cop barely even looks at me. Totally got out of trouble! If I hadn't seen him we would have been sitting there blazing still when he rolled up, because the road goes right past where we were.

I think the other people in the other car around the corner (cop would have snuck up on them, ie, why I didn't park there) got caught by the police that night.