is this really jesus?

cdc · Post by **cdc** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:54 pm

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk ... e5ae363184

well i asked him and he said he was. and then he asked me if i was serious when i only want 1 ounce... sounds like jesus to me.

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Ziggy · Post by **Ziggy** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:36 pm

wasnt the most intellectual conversation i had, but pretty good for a robot

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:37 pm

Are you jesus?
I am a -.

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:59 pm

Human: do you smoke marijuana?
Jesus: Only for medical purposes.

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:01 am

Human: jesus christ!
Jesus: The Son of God.

Human: bullshit
Jesus: You don't believe me.

Human: nope
Jesus: Me either.

pzk19 · Post by **pzk19** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:01 am

Human: wanna toke up?
Jesus: OK, I will toke up.

kickass a smokin session with Jesus

Howl · Post by **Howl** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:46 pm

Human: Guys?
Jesus: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?

Human:Do you like women?
Jesus: Women seem to be nice.

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Well I guess that settles the 'do you think god's a women' theory.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:19 am

Human: I'm high right now
Jesus: At this moment I don't know anyone named high.

Human: no, I'm stoned
Jesus: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are stoned.

Human: As long as you don't tell the police, we're all good in da hood
Jesus: That could be quite a while. Should I tell the police we are all good in da hood?

OH SNAP! Jesus is gonna narc me out!

Squares · Post by **Squares** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:07 pm

Human: so you're THE jesus?

Jesus: Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: what?!

Jesus: Are you surprised?

Human: well, yeah, what about all that stuff i learnt at sunday school?

Jesus: How about that. I wouln't have known. all that stuff you learnt at sunday school? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.

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Well, that was fun. Silly Jesus.

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:18 pm

I called him a Jew and he goes..

Yes, I am a.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:16 am

Human: your a cunt
Jesus: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cunt? Only when it matters.

hubcap · Post by **hubcap** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:17 pm

Human: say i am not jesus
Jesus: OK. "You are not jesus.".

Ownd by the son of God

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