drug test's suck!

[Jimbo E]

Like alot of people these days,the company I work for sends us for random "invasive"fucking drug test's .I would quit this job,but I make too much money to do that.My job is very physical which would make it impossable to strap a bag of clean human urine to my body.But I still LOVE,LOVE,LOVE!!!!!!!! to smoke weed,after all I have been smoking it for the better part of my life (25)years or so.Anyway,my question is,what's the best way to pass these test's?I have tryed drinking vinegar (yuck!)& lots of water;with some success.but this is like tortuer to the system,not to mention time consuming.They just do'nt give enough warning time to drink all that,pee several times & take the test.Is their a better way?Do quick caps really work?HELP!!!I need weed like I need to breath.Maby somone has the perfect solution to this problem. Thank god for herb,JIMBO E

[Dr. Greenthumb]

herbal tea, pomegranite juice, red beans, cranberry juice.

[MrWizard]

herbal tea, pomegranite juice, red beans, cranberry juice.

Yeah, according to my doctor it's cranberry juice and water. GALLONS of it.

I didn't ask him how outright how to pass a drug test; he told me this is the best way (combined with antibiotics) to flush out my kidney infection, which was a real bitch and not something I'd wish on my worst enemy. It's effectiveness on drug tests just sorta came up - he knows that I smoke, and I mentioned it in passing.

By the way - if you're over the age 18, you can tell your doctor just about anything. They can't call the cops unless you hurt or are planning to hurt yourself or someone else.

[weedguru tom]

unless your GP lives nxt door to you, and their real good friends with yoru parents, play it smart dont let mo govermant body know that sorta shit, it will only bite u in the ass.

[Jimbo E]

Well I know for a fack that if you drink enough water that you are pee'ing clear & then drink more water after that even,you can pass a piss test.This is not to hard to do in the summer time when you sweat most of it out anyway but,in the winter time it's hard to be that thursty & drink a gallon of water a day,"possable"but hard to do.I've been told by a weed smoking nerse that venigar works too but,how much?how long to give it before it works?any kind,or just white distilled?WHAT?I'm not sure but,I just do'nt want to jive up weed.Like you guys,I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



any help on this will be appreciated,Thanks.

[Dr. Greenthumb]

Stop listening to rumors and claiming you know facts. Drinking water will only mask the THC and make it come up with inconclusive results, which many places will consider the same as a positive.

We already told you what you need to do, if you want to know more about the subject read our sticky about drug tests and next time try posting your topic in the correct section.

[Jimbo E]

no need to be so touchy,I did'nt see that sticky yet.I "do'nt"have all the facts & never said I did.I just said I have passed a test or two with water before.one time they made me piss in a cup twice,but I passed anyway.So I know it has worked for ME before.I'm just asking a simple question & did'nt need to be chastised for it

[Dr. Greenthumb]

I wasn't being touchy or chastising you, I was being straight up with you. We have thousands of topics about drug tests and weedguru members always answer them gladly because of our friendly stoner nature. But there's just no point in starting a topic and then giving us your solution for it. Like I said before you can drink water to the point where THC won't show up in your urine but if it's a professional place that's doing the test then they test for creatine levels which will tell them if you're trying to mask the results.

Good luck with the test but next time try using the search key.

[Jimbo E]

I'm new to this site,in fact I just found it yesterday & I have'nt read every post or "sticky"but I love the common interest we all havein the main subject of "weed",I'll look around for the answers I seek in here & maby pass on a few of my own helpfull tid-bits of info from time to time.As far as the pee test is concerned,my company dos'nt give any 2-3 day warnings like some others in here I've been reading about.Nope,it's an "OK YOU'RE NUMBER CAME UP & YOU HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW"thing.But thats cool I guess if you're a commie GOD BLESS THE USA "united states of the offended

[Kjm520]

im a wrestler for my school and my body fat percentage is really REALLY low like im not allowed to lose weight and this one time i smoked up like 2 days in a row after a big break and a couple days later my mom drug test me (she was suspicous) and it came up negative for anything.. i was freaking out but it turned out good

[crazychld69]

iam a wrestler also thank god for low body fat "_"

[Kjm520]

hell yeah

[AbbyRoad]

i want to gte my younger bro drug tested. i just heard he was doing e and looking to buy coke. and he is not aloud to do that shit. im not gonna let my baby bro fuck up his spine and his future.

[Jimbo E]

keep the kids off the hard-core shit;well done dude

[SpRi7e]

if you ever find his coke stash, switch it with salt....that'll really get him goin!