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Weedguru Higher
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Don't ever ever..
go to the dentist's office after smokin' up. Major mistake. You freakin' cause you think they gonna smell ya reekin' and think less of you or something. You can't keep an intelligible conversation running with the assistant. You're ten times more nervous than usual. And the worse dick part is that ya got major cotton mouth, and thy're poking and drilling your teeth. Your lips dry up and start to crack. You mumble something unintelligible to the dentist with your mouth wide open, and he just says "Won't be much longer" At this point your mouth is so pasty that you couldn't even talk if ya wanted. It's nasty!!
On a more positive note, the one enjoyable thing was the dental's assistants mature chest!!
On a more positive note, the one enjoyable thing was the dental's assistants mature chest!!

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hmmmm that sounds worse than when I went to the dentist... I thought they might drill or something and freeze my teeth so I thought make it less painful going in stoned, but they just knocked me out with gas, so I missed most of the high and didn't experience the horror of it all, ah well probably good considering your experience, thanx 4 teh tip 
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needle happy
my dentist is needle happy when it comes to the nhs paying them for dental care im not sure on how much they get per injection, so he will use one when ever possable ;/ fucker
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here's what higher was thinking at the dentist that afternoon:
"Damn...should NOT have smoked before i came here....damn! my mouth is dry as hell. i hope they can't smell anything....i hope they can't see it in my eyes....oooo...boobies!"
"Damn...should NOT have smoked before i came here....damn! my mouth is dry as hell. i hope they can't smell anything....i hope they can't see it in my eyes....oooo...boobies!"
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