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awquard moment:
your trying anal sex for the first time, ur best mate opens the door :shock: (he wasnt suppost to be coming over, sed he was gna suprise us... sure fuckin did) now That is awquard haha
.... again takin me back to a place i dnt wna go again ehehe....
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Try meetin' your girlfriend for a date...you think you see her and you go up behind her and hold her saying "hey baby", then your real girlfriend walks in! That was really FUCKED up!!!!
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Try waking up naked with a traffic cone lodged in your arse. Now THATS awkward!
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ye, but, ur best mate catchin u having anal sex is pretty bad (especialy as he didnt kno we had had sex by then anyway)
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I go to a christian school right, well at lunch me and another chick from my class went to meet up with a friend to go blaze. I roll it then we all just sit and smoke, i had nothing in my stumic so i start getting really sick, and get pale and fuck and have to walk back, but im like seeing things all cartoony and its crazy, then in class we have to do work and the new guy walks up to me and just like stairs at me for 20-30 mins, now that is awkwar... that sub i swear is a pedifile, he wispers all the time and he always smilez at you and tell you how good of a student you are all the time... ill try and draw a pic of how bad i was trippen, LIKE TRIPPEN, everything was so god damn cartoony.... (I just realized how weird that is, I go to a christian school but im not christian)

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Normal on left (oviously) trippen on the right (That is like exactly, like EXECTLY what i was seeing for like an 4 hours after smoken it)
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WhiteLie wrote:How about drunk sex in the backyard, then the neighbors walking down the street, seeing you and stopping to watch, we're like WTF GO AWAY..then they just laugh and keep walking...how do you react to that?
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im a walking awkward moment
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ya I used to have all these neighborhood friends when i was younger that we would get together in this one yard everyday and play sports, and that was about 4-5 years ago and i was coming home and hopped this fence into their yard and i havent seen the older kid that i used to play with for like 2 years now and i jumped the fence and the top part snapped and i saw a car running and i was like oh shit.. but i went up to the car and it was him "adam" and i was like dude long time no see.. and talked and was like i just broke your fence haha and he was hiding some thing from me and he was like.. do you smoke? and i was like hell ya are you serious and i hopped in and smoked a bowl with him and caught up on some stuff.. just the coincidence of it happened was so fuckin awesome haha
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Speaking about awkward moment, I just accidentelly sprayed eu d' cologne (whatever its called) right in me eyes while talking to my girlfriend.. fking fucked my eyes up. but that was more painful than awkward.
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Post by weedguru tom »

listenin to happyhardcore real loud on yoru headphones and being stood on a track tryin to light a joint with a fuct zippo and not succeeding yet you try for abotu 5 mins, to look up and see a car with someones familiy in it beepin his horn to make me move out the way, god knows how long he was sat there waiting, i hope he didnt see the joint haha, oh well he was laughin wheni did move and he drove past lol.
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Post by FIRE!!! »

Azim wrote:Try waking up naked with a traffic cone lodged in your arse. Now THATS awkward!
...is there something you've maybe been waiting to tell us? :lol:
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