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[weedguru_animal]

certain parts of the female biological fertility cycle can cause crazy changes in hormones which greatly affect emotions and perceptions. Being a man I can only relate partially to these changes because I only have concrete ideas about one hormone:testosterone, which in a female is not an integral element of the fertility cycle...(I am not sure if it is found in women naturally, in any significant size). Testosterone is potent stuff. The longer I go without sex (or more specifically without ejaculation. Chaste???)the more testosterone builds up in my body. This increase in testosterone causes my instincts to gain the kind of power i wish i had on tap. The need to procreate intensifies and with it my masculinity expands. WOmen become so much more attractive...my usual filters of attraction widen the range of females who inspire into me a wild, invigorating lust/..But on the other hand, if i had sex twice in the morning, my sexual impulses would be far less boisterous for the rest of the day.
Testosterone is not only essential to sperm production but it also plays a key role in health and well-being. Examples include enhanced libido, energy, immune function, and protection against osteoporosis.

So, my point, however confused it has come across was to say that as testosterone levels can greatly affect my vitality and demeanour, I can partially understand how fluctuations in prominent female hormones (estrogen the main one in question here???) can cause similar in quantity but not nature changes in a woman.

Also there is the experience I have garnished through several failed long- term relationships. But no need for that. I have already overshot the mark with my hormonal comparison.

[SpRi7e]

umm...That speech was kind of random but couldn't have explained it better myself

[Kaynoq]

I'm learning so much!



These chips are so dilly!

[cutthecashflow]

certain parts of the female biological fertility cycle can cause crazy changes in hormones which greatly affect emotions and perceptions. Being a man I can only relate partially to these changes because I only have concrete ideas about one hormone:testosterone, which in a female is not an integral element of the fertility cycle...(I am not sure if it is found in women naturally, in any significant size). Testosterone is potent stuff. The longer I go without sex (or more specifically without ejaculation. Chaste???)the more testosterone builds up in my body. This increase in testosterone causes my instincts to gain the kind of power i wish i had on tap. The need to procreate intensifies and with it my masculinity expands. WOmen become so much more attractive...my usual filters of attraction widen the range of females who inspire into me a wild, invigorating lust/..But on the other hand, if i had sex twice in the morning, my sexual impulses would be far less boisterous for the rest of the day.
Testosterone is not only essential to sperm production but it also plays a key role in health and well-being. Examples libido, energy, immune function, and protection against osteoporosis.

Everywhere I look whether I agree with him or not I see Sigmund Frueds psychodynamic principles applied to a multitide of situations.

[Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s]

mmm dilly chips

Animal's got it right! It's silly and rather unfair if you ask me :O Animal's hormones spark up and he feels like a sex god, mine spark up and I cry because my mom asked me to come get my dinner ><but it's done now, I promise!

[hubcap]

Tis why i'm glad i'm male, our hormones act up we get violent and horny (neither that bad really, horny only is if you can't release it) whereas women cry. That's just gotta suck.



......Plus we can pee standing up

[weedguru_animal]

certain parts of the female biological fertility cycle can cause crazy changes in hormones which greatly affect emotions and perceptions. Being a man I can only relate partially to these changes because I only have concrete ideas about one hormone:testosterone, which in a female is not an integral element of the fertility cycle...(I am not sure if it is found in women naturally, in any significant size). Testosterone is potent stuff. The longer I go without sex (or more specifically without ejaculation. Chaste???)the more testosterone builds up in my body. This increase in testosterone causes my instincts to gain the kind of power i wish i had on tap. The need to procreate intensifies and with it my masculinity expands. WOmen become so much more attractive...my usual filters of attraction widen the range of females who inspire into me a wild, invigorating lust/..But on the other hand, if i had sex twice in the morning, my sexual impulses would be far less boisterous for the rest of the day.
Testosterone is not only essential to sperm production but it also plays a key role in health and well-being. Examples libido, energy, immune function, and protection against osteoporosis.

Everywhere I look whether I agree with him or not I see Sigmund Frueds psychodynamic principles applied to a multitide of situations.

Chris, please explain that line of chaos???

[Certified-Nutter]

woman hae three hormones that control their fertility (unlike males who only have one)
the reason for pms is the lack of one of these (i cant rmbr if its estrogen or oestrogen - the spellin is wrong i kno, but i drunk n cant rmbr the spellin exactly) but bascialy pms is cold turkey, at the end of menstral cycle, the body stops producing the one (because the blood linin is no longer necessary, among other reasons) but unfortunatly, the hormone has a slight addictive effect... so when it stops, the woman experiances 'cravings' for an unknown quantity, basicaly, their body wants something, and the mind gets stressed cos it doesnt kno what it wants, it just knows something is missin, thats why women can b easily frustrated in this time...
if this fills any thing in, i cant really figure out why i am blurtin out all this uninteresting biology babble... just thought i would say

[Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s]

PMS occurs before the menstruel cycle :O I think Dan means progesterone but he's got the right idea! <3

[Certified-Nutter]

that it!
and i dont kno the technical terms, all i kno, is that pms is cos (either one of the two specific) hormones is missin
the other one, the thrid i talked about, males have too, and even tho it does the same thing for both male n females, it does summat extra for females (its called summat like FMS or summat, follicle summat stimulant, summat like that) but it basicaly causes the blood linin to b formed, progesterone/oestrogen (its one of the two) regulates the blood linin to stay intact... when it disapears, the blood linin disipates n leaves the body, n the body experiances withdrawal symptoms from the hormone at the same time... so ye :p lol
(thats also why women can skip the period by takin the pill continuously, because the hormone is constantly supplied)

[Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s]

Is there proof there is a god if he made PMS and then made chocolate to counteract it?

[Certified-Nutter]

haha.... talkin of pms....
Why is it called PMS?








cos mad cows disease was already taken
lol (to all the women, dnt take offense, haha)
(btw isit just me who finds this funny?)

[Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s]

(btw isit just me who finds this funny?)

Yep

Why can't men get mad cow disease?


Because they're all pigs?

All's fair! I kid

[Certified-Nutter]

Because they're all pigs?

ahh touché (i think its spelt like that)


EDIT: hmmm i fucked up the quote thing there =/

[Dr. Greenthumb]

congrats on the modship noisenkisses.