random drug tests

[midnightToker]

oops too late... i made it... well it is the same topic shit! now im gonna be depressed and shit...
my only drug now: Phish

[Dr. Greenthumb]

If you know what day the test is on maybe you can just heat it up by putting it on top of the computer vent. The microwave might work to, but the thought of heating old piss just seems real nasty, not to mention you're going to need to store it in a cold place.

Is it a home test or does he send it to a lab?

[midnightToker]

both... if my parents are not satisfied with the results, they can send it in to have it confirmed by "professionals".
the problem is that its random...
and they follow me to the shitter and stand outside the door... my shitter has no windows... its in the dead center of the house with a solid roof... there is a waste high closet where my mom keeps her tampons (eeewww), and an opening mirror / medicine cabinet. theres a single dim light in the dead center of the ceiling... a shitload of candles all over (not lit ) and a big fake plant that i could probably hide shit in in the corner... but it is fully exposed to anyone taking a shit. a variety of carpets on the floor... and my mom took my lighter away so i cant light the candles...

heres what i think... I think they are playin scare-tactics with me.
i think they put the tests in an obvious spot to scare me... maby they wont give me the test but use it to make me think they will, or that they can at any time... this sucks! im completely clean, and i would like to use that advantage against them... but i dont know how...