free ipods?

[cdc]

yep u heard it free ipods. that doesnt mean there are any free ipods or anything just wanted to get some attention. But now that might great attention whoreyness scam worked lets get to the main point.

What to do if your parked up having a session and a pig rolls up with his lights on? this would seem like the end for most people but i have discovered the ultimate means to stop the cop snapping you. ( this only works when u are buy urself or with a good friend). obviousally u would hide all ur shit and try get some air into the car before pig smells it but if the situation is doomed and theres nothing to loose then flop out ur dick and start wanking!!!!!

I dunno about cops in other countries but in nz im nearly 100% sure that the cop would look in the window and be like " wtfbbqsuace!!!! this dude aint doing anything illegal hes just beating the meat"

mayb im just stoned but im pretty sure any cop who interupted someone wanking would be pretty quick to run back to his little pig mobile.

someone might want to move this to the stoned forum if people flame me too much >.<

[Ziggy]

lmfao! uhh ye that might work, but then he might get you for public exposure. but i guess that is better than getting nailed for possession

[Weedguru Sensei]

Thats a fucking horrible idea. I hope you were stoned when you thought that up, heh.

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

yep u heard it free ipods. that doesnt mean there are any free ipods or anything just wanted to get some attention. But now that might great attention whoreyness scam worked lets get to the main point.

What to do if your parked up having a session and a pig rolls up with his lights on? this would seem like the end for most people but i have discovered the ultimate means to stop the cop snapping you. ( this only works when u are buy urself or with a good friend). obviousally u would hide all ur shit and try get some air into the car before pig smells it but if the situation is doomed and theres nothing to loose then flop out ur dick and start wanking!!!!!

I dunno about cops in other countries but in nz im nearly 100% sure that the cop would look in the window and be like " wtfbbqsuace!!!! this dude aint doing anything illegal hes just beating the meat"

mayb im just stoned but im pretty sure any cop who interupted someone wanking would be pretty quick to run back to his little pig mobile.

someone might want to move this to the stoned forum if people flame me too much >.<

ROFL...shit man..i totally read every word. Ill watch out for you cdc. haha.

[Gorecore]

Unless the show "Cops" has lied to me, I think you'd get a fine and an overnight stay in prison for public exposure. If you're in a public place (even behind a building) and wanking it in the car and a cop catches you, better be careful he doesn't pull out his own nightstick and starts beating it across your forehead and chin.

[JusJoe]

the only possible situation where whipping your dick out infront of the po-po will benefit you is if you are in court and you are fighting a murder case.

im pretty sure you'll get let off by reasons of insanity if every time you see a person look at you, you just whipp it out and whip it good...


whip it real good

[GeekTheSaxophonist]

haha this sounds like a terrible idea, you'll get busted for jerkin off and for having weed.

[djjj128]

I reckon this is actually a good idea...pig probably would feel awkward and drive on, thinking, he isn't harming anyone or himself (unless he was a catholic and thought you'd be impairing your driving vision).

[Magnavox]

yep u heard it free ipods. that doesnt mean there are any free ipods or anything just wanted to get some attention. But now that might great attention whoreyness scam worked lets get to the main point.

What to do if your parked up having a session and a pig rolls up with his lights on? this would seem like the end for most people but i have discovered the ultimate means to stop the cop snapping you. ( this only works when u are buy urself or with a good friend). obviousally u would hide all ur shit and try get some air into the car before pig smells it but if the situation is doomed and theres nothing to loose then flop out ur dick and start wanking!!!!!

I dunno about cops in other countries but in nz im nearly 100% sure that the cop would look in the window and be like " wtfbbqsuace!!!! this dude aint doing anything illegal hes just beating the meat"

mayb im just stoned but im pretty sure any cop who interupted someone wanking would be pretty quick to run back to his little pig mobile.

someone might want to move this to the stoned forum if people flame me too much >.<

Once you're sober, you're going to look back on writing that and smack yourself in the forehead. Twice.