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i have a heck of alot of storys about me looking like a damn fool when im high
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I kinda have another one but it wasn't too embarrassing because no one was watching me. Ok so I was smokin with my friends on friday and we we use a bottle of water to drink out of and a gatorade bottle as a bong and when we finished the bong had a shit load of stuff in there and i was so high i started to drink the bong water and spit it back in the bong, about 15 seconds later i repeated it with out noticing it about 1 min. later.
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my most embarrassing moment actually occured the day after the high. me and the guy i did it with walk into school and my friend (girl) openly laughs and yells to anotehr girl that ive arrived...me having no clue what shes going on about having that "wtff...." look on my face lol. the friend she was yelling at comes over and asks me "did you ahve fun last night?" me of course i said "hell yeah i was rippoed out of my mind" she just laughs and walks away. (im still like wtf....) and then i see anotehr girl that laughs at me and im starting to be like "oh shit wtf did it do" turns out i asked the ugliest chick i know out on a date.... >.<. so im embarrassed obviously....and then i still gotta tell her that it was a joke. shes never talked to me since :(
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Hahahah, oh man.

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Uhh, probably has to be the first time I smoked out of a bong. I was already seriously blown so I was really having trouble figuring it out. I wasn't pulling the carb out so I was like wtf this isn't all that great lol..so my friend was like..hey dumbshit pull it. So I pulled it, but I wasn't paying attention so I throw the damn thing and all the weed all the way across the room. Then I was so pissed that when I stood up I hit my head on the ceiling, then tipped the bong and spilled bong water on some brand new jeans.



needless to say I feel like a fuckin jackass..lol
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My most embarrasing moment occured last july, when i was very ripped, me and my friends went down to the skatepark at 1 in the morning, and they dared me to take my clothesoff and wait till a car came down the road, then run after it. so being the dumb fuck i am, i did, and the first car that came was a taxi, so i ran after it, and it stops, and this little indian driver pops his head out the window and asks me if im like mr jackson or something. so im like, woah, what the fuck man, no. so the taxi fucks off, and i walk back up, and they wouldnt let me have my clothes back until i did it again. so i did, and the next car was a cop car, and it stopped, and im just like oh fuck this, and we all legged it, me stark naked. so we got into the woods, and they say theyve forgotten my clothes, so we sneak back, and get my clothes. so by now im slightly more sober, and very cold, and enbarrased, from having walked around for the past hour in just a pair of doc martens. :P
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well i have embarassed myself once when i didnt kno how to use a bong(my first time yo) but i found it out quickly, just stupid things like that.
but i know a stupid ass thing my cousin did with me, we were smokin behind a bathroom place up on a hill, with a couple budds(humans and weed lol) my cousin dropped the weed, which still had a good dime left in the bag, and we all searched for it ( it was really dark out and wet from the rain the night before) so here we are searching for a little plastic bag with cell phone lights and lighter illuminations, slippin from the wet grass and shit... then we eventally stopped and ran because a cop showed up in a parking lot far away but still in view from us, i dont think the cop actually chased us but trust me, i dont want to be anywhere near a bag of weed when a cop pulls up...

later on the next day my friends actually found the bag without me and my cousin, and smoked it but they said it was hardly worth it because the weed was wet and they spent like half an hour drying it off.


omg how did i write all that ??
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freerider_dude wrote:turns out i asked the ugliest chick i know out on a date....
man i feel your pain... well... i was setup, but i was so stoned i couldnt remember wha faces matched wha names, and unfort this happened a coupla times... all where really embaressing to explain and breakup =/

i cant think of my most embaressing moment, so i will get bk when i rmbr it, but i do rmbr one my mates laughed at me for hours about...
was on a bit of a road trip like, mates in the car, n i was driving me bike up ahead like, and u kno everything was fine, got to some traffic lights, stopped, then i realised my trousers were caught in part of the frame on the side i was leaning, so needless to say i just fell over like, didnt hurt much but it was dam right embaressing falling over in the middle of the road
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Post by senor_squirt02 »

Just a few days ago, me and my buddy decided to tape-record the entire night for future reference, and on the tape already in was my Eddie Murphy impression
Just some embarassing shit, it wasnt meant to be heard and he played it fairly loudly for the entire room to hear...
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SpRi7e wrote:about 15 seconds later i repeated it with out noticing it about 1 min. later.
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Post by NeverTurnDownaBowl »

One time I knocked the bowl out of my firends hand and got real embarrassed. So i started picking up pieces of weed and put them back in the bowl. Well after picking up all the weed(or so i thought) my friend took a hit and started gagging. I just so happened to pack 3 lil dirt clumps and rock and the weed was by my foot the whole time.

Also first time smoking a bong i threw up all over in my hands. Extremely Embarrassing..
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Post by Dakine »

First time i took a bong, the guy i was going it with put rolling tobacco in with the weed mix, i gagged like fuck and almost threw. but i was so stoned after.
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shit...i cant believe im saying this but...
one time i was smoking with my friends, fish bowling a tent, there were like 7 of us in there, 5 smoking. i was drinking a mountain dew. so we get finished passing around a bowl we packed liked 6 times. and we're all just sittin there talkin, stoned as fuck. im sittin there just flicking a lighter, then i put it in this kids face, just flicking out. this pussy (one of the ones who didnt smoke) told us all this lame ass story about how someone lit him on fire when he was little, so he was afraid of fire. then a couple of us, being the assholes that we are, start flicking lighters at him. he starts flippin out and i laughed so hard that i pissed my pants. damn mountain dew.
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man that was fucked up
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