Happy Thanksgiving

[JusJoe]

welll since i just woke up ill tell you what happened last night...

I originally planned to just smoke the last J i had and go to my aunts house to eat with the family.. but instead i chose to stay home.

2 min later i get a call from my homeboys that they are coming over..

so now im at home with 3 fine females, 2 of my homies(both brought weed),
and a bottle of jack daniels and another bottle of Malibu Rum.

First things first we had to go to the store and pick up cigars (dutch masters)
I bought 2 Bloodweisers and some condoms and we went back to my apartment. we got FUCKED UP.
i think we smoked 2 boxes of Dutchmasters so thats 8 big ass blunts, then we went to one of the females' house to get something to eat.

I had 2 turkey legs, some fried turkey (breast), some Turducken (turkey stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken), and all the fixins.... dressing , cranberry sauce, mac-n-cheese, potato salad, yams.
desert was PIE a whole lotta pie. pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, apple, peach.

after that we decided to get some more weed and go back to my spot (the ghetto)
when we got there the girls was freaky as shit so we really didnt get a chance to drink 2 much. 2 be honest i think Im a lil pussy when it comes to liquor. Maybe im just a texan but i love my Bloodweiser.

any way we smoked more... got higher.. got drunk... got laid... passed out..and here i am

[FIRE!!!]

That is a beautiful story good sir