Dude the funniest thing just happened to me.

Biohazard1182 · Post by **Biohazard1182** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:08 am

I was trying to get some weed, but I couldn't find a dealer. I talked my friend in school and he said he would hook me up at 2:30 after school. So I'm at my house waiting for his call. I didn't come. I Spent the rest of the day watching Family Fued and waiting for him to call me. Later that night i got a call; it was my mom. My mom, my brother, his girlfriend, and I were arguing or what we wanted to get for dinner. My brother tried to make it as if it were a date with his girlfriend that my mom wanted to go to and pay for. I didn't want that so I argued my opinions in. We agreed to go to McDonalds. We go to McDonald's and ordered our food, my mom was paying. Then the lady asked us if we wanted our food, "for here or to go" and my brothers girlfriend was about to say for here but i interupted her by saying to go. She got all pissy and my brother started fighting with her (they are eighteen). So we drive home and as we're pulling in the driveway lo and behold my friend/dealer was walking up to my house. So I was talking to him, buying this wicked bomb ass shit and he couldnt get to his weed. It was stuck in a danimals yogurt bottle! lol so i ran into my house and grabbed a hacksaw to help him open it. So i go out there and he already has it out. I get my shit and he leaves, but i go back inside. I ran back to my room, toked, and now im eating my McDonalds and chilling on weedguru. Im so high!

cdc · Post by **cdc** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:43 am

very.. arr interesting story. Where ya from man? i know someone who used the name Biohazard on some online games i play.

Ziggy · Post by **Ziggy** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:43 am

ye same, i see this guy named biohazzard on css a lot, hes pretty good

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:43 am

So which one is the funniest thing that happened to you?

eSk!e · Post by **eSk!e** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:44 am

^^^

TheRedBandit · Post by **TheRedBandit** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:57 am

hahahahhaha! that didn't make any sense at all! Or maybe it did and I'm just stoned. Either way I thought it was hilarious. and damn, now I want mcdonalds

bonbon · Post by **bonbon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:11 pm

yea thats not that funny...just a series of normal events... its just funny because your high...

JusJoe · Post by **JusJoe** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:49 pm

Oh yea? i got a story too i just dont wanna waste a thread so I'll post it here.

I woke up this morning I was hungry,
I look in the cupboard. It was Bare.
I decided to fix myself a sandwich
I had Peanut butter but No JAM

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:13 pm

JusJoe wrote: I woke up this morning I was hungry,
I look in the cupboard. It was Bare.
I decided to fix myself a sandwich
I had Peanut butter but No JAM

Man, that sucks sweaty balls dangling between two pimply thighs. Next time that happens, toast the bread and apply just the peanut butter. Wash down with milk, or something good. Milk is good though. Is it true quite a few blacks are lactose intolerant? That must suck 'cause milk is yummay!

JusJoe · Post by **JusJoe** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:16 pm

funny.. reminds me of FRIDAY...

POPS: EHEHEHEHEHE EEEEH WHAT ARE YO DOING?>
Craig: Throwing this away
POPS: now why would you throw away good cereal?
Craig: WE AINT EVEN GOT NO MILK
POPS: you betta put some water on that dam shit

making the best out of a shitty sandwich

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:19 pm

I keep hearing about this movie "Friday" and have to admit...I haven't seen it. Everyone I know (especially the stoners) say this movie is amazing.

I love the old dude that plays pops in the movie. He played a part in Little Man and also in that older movie Hollywood Shuffle. Look up that movie if ya haven't seen it yet. I thought it was hilarious.

JusJoe · Post by **JusJoe** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:23 pm

Gorecore wrote:I keep hearing about this movie "Friday" and have to admit...I haven't seen it. Everyone I know (especially the stoners) say this movie is amazing.

I love the old dude that plays pops in the movie. .

Damn you ... now i gotta change my sig

shoe · Post by **shoe** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:58 pm

friday is a funny ass movie gorecore go rent it from blockbuster, i havent seen next friday but i watched a little bit of friday after next and i didnt think it was that good

but friday is the bomb

limit · Post by **limit** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:10 pm

yeh friday is funny... so is 'don't be a menace 2 south central while drinking your juice in the hood' so is being in a crowd n then every1 appluads and slowly turns to the one armed man n shake their heads.

Biohazard1182 · Post by **Biohazard1182** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:54 am

yea dude i play a ton of xbox and xbox360. i used to play counterstrike on xbox, halo2, graw, call of duty 2, and now i play call of duty 3

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