blazed to the max

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:42 pm

write your story/stories of times when you've been blazed out of your skull. i can remeber the two times i got really mashed.
first was the second time i ever got stoned. there was 4 of us over a friends house bunking school. we put on a film and smoked a few joints and hit the bong for a bit. my friend from across the room opened the door slowly to come in and i jumped back cos it felt like it was gona hit my face. after that i didnt feel that bas but i walked outside, passed out on his drive and couldnt move for about 10mins. we were all going to walk back to school but in the state i was, 1 of my friends agreed to take me back to his so i could sober up. i crawled half way and he gave me a piggy back the rest of the way in which i fell asleep on is back. when we got there he made us some food and we chilled for 2 hours.

second was when i slept over a friends house. theres was 3 of us and after a blunt between us, and 3 spliffs each we were watching some tv. i kept feeling something sweep across my feet and kept jumping. then my friend turned and said '' u wanna hit the sack ''. feeling as stoned as i was i said yes and they both carried me to bed. everytime i closed my eyes i felt like i was falling down a hole and spent most of the night spassing out in a bed.

good times!!!

youngking · Post by **youngking** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:28 pm

the first time i got stoned i had a joint while i was just sittin around watchin tv, then i decided to go out the back and have a waterfall bong (i think thats what its called, its were u let the water out of the bottom and the smokes pulled into the bottle) and yea i was pretty fucked, i just went back inside and listened to some music, i had the biggest fucking bags under my eyes which was scaring me cause my parents were due home in like 2 hours and this high took 3-4 hours! to wear off, like i was just laying there trying to go to sleep cause i was so scared of getting caught and i just couldnt, i was like non-stop twitching and i couldnt keep my eyes closed :O
i know it sounds bad but i dunno, i look back on it and i wanna do it again

hehehe

President Beavis · Post by **President Beavis** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:51 am

Lmao fell asleep on his back? Had to be carried to bed? What are you, 6?

I remember one of the first times I got really stoned I kept turning to the left.
And another time I went up to my buddy and said "Watch this." and started shaking my leg really fast.

SomeONE? · Post by **SomeONE?** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:53 am

President Beavis wrote: And another time I went up to my buddy and said "Watch this." and started shaking my leg really fast.

thats the funniest thing ive read all day ahahahah

TYStonerTY · Post by **TYStonerTY** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:15 pm

lol... man these are hilarious. the most stoned Ive ever been... we found this weed that looked like shake and it was all brown so we thought we were gonna need a bunch to get stoned so we smoked three bowls between three people out of this hookah (it had a trumpet mouthpiece as a bowl, so the bowls were around 2 grams each

) and one of my friends thought the walls were closing in and he ran outside and sat shirtless in the snow for 25 mins, the other guy passed out standing up on the sink and then I started meowing at him... we ended up having a whole conversation like that and then when we went downstairs the guy outsie came back in soaking wet and laid down on the couch while me and the other guy keep meowing then he said "man, when did you get so many cats" oh shit we laughed the hardest at that shit

.

Ras Bongo · Post by **Ras Bongo** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:34 pm

The most blazed I've ever been was when my friend had just gotten some tropical shit. We got a quartere of it and I'd say we smoked an eighth. Oh shit, it was so good, I was shit-faced stoned for about seven hours and couldn't stop laughing. We went into Taco Bell and when the lady asked us what we wanted I started cracking up because I thought she looked like a lama. Aaah. Good times, good times.

shoe · Post by **shoe** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:19 pm

i most blazed ive ever been was when i had smoked so much all i could do was sit in my friends chair and feel my ody vibrate, i couldnt comprehend shit, not that fun in my opinion

Stier · Post by **Stier** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:45 pm

Ok myself and a friend had been smoking some joints outside and decided to inside. We walked back to my house in a pretty big blur (equal to a burnout nitro-burst). Once arrived we preformed our tasks consisting from: Me: turning on the light and getting juice from the celler, Friend: grabbing the best food their was and 2 glasses (our standart ritual). We made ourselves comfortable on the coutch and watching tv.

But instead of watching tv i got a 1hour during preformence. My friend dicided i had to see his Hand-pig show(Dutch translation: "verke(n)". Thats where he holds his hand in the shape of a weird looking pig's head.

I filmed like 20 minute's of it with my phone but unfortunally i got it deleted

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:36 am

shoe wrote:i most blazed ive ever been was when i had smoked so much all i could do was sit in my friends chair and feel my ody vibrate, i couldnt comprehend shit, not that fun in my opinion

you sure you didn't swallow a handful of shrooms prior?

pkkupo · Post by **pkkupo** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:36 am

TYStonerTY wrote:lol... man these are hilarious. the most stoned Ive ever been... we found this weed that looked like shake and it was all brown so we thought we were gonna need a bunch to get stoned so we smoked three bowls between three people out of this hookah (it had a trumpet mouthpiece as a bowl, so the bowls were around 2 grams each ) and one of my friends thought the walls were closing in and he ran outside and sat shirtless in the snow for 25 mins, the other guy passed out standing up on the sink and then I started meowing at him... we ended up having a whole conversation like that and then when we went downstairs the guy outsie came back in soaking wet and laid down on the couch while me and the other guy keep meowing then he said "man, when did you get so many cats" oh shit we laughed the hardest at that shit .

lol,man, i want to live this^ so bad. as who though, i dont know.

well the most stoned ive ever been was my first time smoking actual GOOD weed. 3 bowls, 2 people. then i watched dream theater on a really big screen and ate too much pizza. and try as i might, i have not been able to get that high ever since.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:51 pm

Anyone ever get that INSANE kind of high where your eyes feel like they are about to fall out of the sockets and you can't move out of your seat, and when you close your eyes you get these ridiculously random closed eye visuals which are constantly shifting and sometimes hilariously cartoony, sometimes strange and mystical?

Yeah, I used to only get that when I first started smoking, but now that I've been cutting back alot, I got so fucking blazed last night...I shut my eyes and I saw patterns of mayan-like proportions, on a great wheel which was slowly spinning around, then it turned into a pig with bunny ears and a cigar in its mouth which was snarling at me, then it turned into a guy drawing on a chalkboard and dancing at the same time...

sounds like I was on some drugs doesn't it?

SomeONE? · Post by **SomeONE?** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:58 pm

highest ive ever been..

well

damn

smoked some weed im pretty sure was laced but idk

i smoked only about a bowl of it and i was laying on the couch with the tv on and my eyes were twiching and i was talking to the people on tv like i thought it was my sister they were talking about leaving to go to the park on tv and i was like ok you can go and shit ... i just layed there having a conversation with the tv for about 2 hours rofl

pkkupo · Post by **pkkupo** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:32 am

i was so high one time, i watched an entire episode of the tyra banks show. and it was interesting. now, thats high.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:07 am

The highest I think I've ever been was at least 10-12 years ago.

I had only been toking for a few months, so obviously I was still fairly new to the whole smoking scene. The most I had smoked up until that night was maybe 3 regular joints between me and one other guy.

This night we had a nice ball of hash. We broke off 15 pieces for each of us to do as bottle tokes (or BTs). So my friend and I proceeded to do all 30 BTs one after another after another. After they were all gone we turned off all the lights in his room and played some fishing game on the Super Nintendo (told ya this was a long time ago).

My friend was doing some fishing while I sat cross legged in the middle of his waterbed and watched him fish. I remember my eyeballs kept darting from the tv screen to a dark spot in the corner of his room, and I kept staring at all the LED lights on his stereo and tv. The only sounds in the room were the sound of a fishing rod casting and reeling back in...over and over. All of a sudden, my brain started to feel like it was going by itself down a very narrow corridor at about 1000 MPH. Now I could hear my heart pounding in my ears, my brain was racing, and the fishing rod kept whining and zazzing in my ears.

It all reached some kind of a breaking point and I ended up jumping up from my sitting position on his bed to almost hitting the wall about 10 feet away. I just stood there listening to the waterbed slooshing after bolting off the bed like a cobra striking to sink its fangs into its prey.

I stood there with sweat running down my forehead and my friend paused the game and said, "You okay, man?" I just said, "Can we please turn on a light or something, man? I'm fuckin' freakin' out or something!"

As soon as some light entered the room, my high settled down to a beautiful calm. I asked for the controller and played some fishing myself and everything was alright again.

shoe · Post by **shoe** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:33 pm

WhiteLie wrote:Anyone ever get that INSANE kind of high where your eyes feel like they are about to fall out of the sockets and you can't move out of your seat, and when you close your eyes you get these ridiculously random closed eye visuals which are constantly shifting and sometimes hilariously cartoony, sometimes strange and mystical?

Yeah, I used to only get that when I first started smoking, but now that I've been cutting back alot, I got so fucking blazed last night...I shut my eyes and I saw patterns of mayan-like proportions, on a great wheel which was slowly spinning around, then it turned into a pig with bunny ears and a cigar in its mouth which was snarling at me, then it turned into a guy drawing on a chalkboard and dancing at the same time...

sounds like I was on some drugs doesn't it?

i didnt know how to put it but this is exactly what i meant, excpet the closed eye visuals but i had those like last week when i got really high

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