a bull whip and a quick tick?

[scarlet]

i live with my boyfriend who has a bull whip (same whip indianna jones has). on tuesday eve we had a smoke then went to bed for a few more, 4 o clock in the morning we can hear someone skulking round in our apartment. we are both a bit stonned
so richard takes his whip off the wall and stands in our bedroom doorway, next thing i know i hear this WHHHAP! noise a huge crash, richard has gone into the living room, im still in bed realising how stonned i am wondering if im trpping out like and i hear the front door open and shouting and bashing, i look out the window and theres richard dragging this guy into the middle of the road by the whip rapped around his hand, and he starts properly lashing the guy across his legs and back, anyway richard lets the guy go after a few strong words. it was mental! turns out the guy was trying to steal my laptop and richard whipped his hand as he went to take it from the dresser, coincidentally breaking my laptop.
any way turns out this guy is a customer of richards. so the next day at uni, some hench dude i deliver to somtimes comes over to me and says you live near st helens rd dont ya? i say yea, he says well be careful there is A siko dealer with a whip he anialated my mate the other night becase he asked for a tick! and i was like are u sure he wasnt trying to rob him? he was like nah , i know the dealer, his name is arby, then the guy went on to tell me that if i ever wanted some weed off this guy then let him know and he will get it for me.uuurrrrrh!?!?!
thought it was quite intense!
now anyway, im sure this fellow from uni knows rich and i are in the business together and im suppost deilver to him tonight do you rekon he will try and fuck me up? im only very small, despite rich being a hench off fucking mamoth of a guy built like a brick out house?

[Dr. Greenthumb]

Cool story.

Bull whips are cool because they're not as lethal as guns and machete's.

[FIRE!!!]

Don't trust him at all. They're probably just trying to get back at you for what your boyfriend did. It could turn out really ugly. I wouldn't even associate with them if I were you.

[scarlet]

the shitter tried it ,full on, i have never been so unimpressed

[weedguru tom]

dont talk about that shit on here man, fuck that no one deals on here. but anyway good shit on the house defense you gotta stand up for your shit.

[scarlet]

sorry i didnt realise it would offend you

[weedguru tom]

im not offended in the slightest
just dealin` aint exactly legal ! its for your desgretion not mine !

[SouR_MilK]

i live with my boyfriend who has a bull whip (same whip indianna jones has). on tuesday eve we had a smoke then went to bed for a few more, 4 o clock in the morning we can hear someone skulking round in our apartment. we are both a bit stonned
so richard takes his whip off the wall and stands in our bedroom doorway, next thing i know i hear this WHHHAP! noise a huge crash, richard has gone into the living room, im still in bed realising how stonned i am wondering if im trpping out like and i hear the front door open and shouting and bashing, i look out the window and theres richard dragging this guy into the middle of the road by the whip rapped around his hand, and he starts properly lashing the guy across his legs and back, anyway richard lets the guy go after a few strong words. it was mental! turns out the guy was trying to steal my laptop and richard whipped his hand as he went to take it from the dresser, coincidentally breaking my laptop.
any way turns out this guy is a customer of richards. so the next day at uni, some hench dude i deliver to somtimes comes over to me and says you live near st helens rd dont ya? i say yea, he says well be careful there is A siko dealer with a whip he anialated my mate the other night becase he asked for a tick! and i was like are u sure he wasnt trying to rob him? he was like nah , i know the dealer, his name is arby, then the guy went on to tell me that if i ever wanted some weed off this guy then let him know and he will get it for me.uuurrrrrh!?!?!
thought it was quite intense!
now anyway, im sure this fellow from uni knows rich and i are in the business together and im suppost deilver to him tonight do you rekon he will try and fuck me up? im only very small, despite rich being a hench off fucking mamoth of a guy built like a brick out house?

Im pretty stoned, but thats the fucking coolest story ive heard in a while! Fuck the gun, im grabbin' my bull-whip when a burglar comes

[scarlet]

just dealin` aint exactly legal ! its for your desgretion not mine !

i did have a few qualms about writing it to be honest, thought people might like to hear it, i havent a clue where you are from but, where i am smoking and dealing is illigal, so i assumed that since weed is illigal but this forum is for weed, dealing wouldn't be frowned upon.
a mistake i shant make again sorry

[Dr. Greenthumb]

I don't think it's frowned upon but you still want to keep it discrete. For some reason people have been using real names and talking about dealing and growing on here and it's gonna lead to nothing but trouble.