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Rixindix · Post by **Rixindix** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:55 am

Me and my ex had broken up but their was still sexual chemistry between us and one day we're talking and decide to continue sex after our break up and she even offered her anal virginity to me.

anyways we're at my place i gave her some alizee and we have a small spliff to get our motors running and eventually get naked.

so shes blowing me and she really got me lubricated so it would be easier to slip in the back door and im going softly because i know it must hurt for her.

so after 5 minutes she started getting more comfortable so i start moving faster. after some time were both loving it and i start to go harder

she starts screaming and tells me to stop so i pull out and shes running up the steps to my washroom closing her ass real tight. i go up to ask WTF but before i did i heard plopping noises.

when she came down i went completley soft and said "gimme about 30 minutes, and lets stick to vaginal sex for now"

Mary-Jane · Post by **Mary-Jane** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:57 am

im lost

edit: and whos your friend from WINDSOR?

MrWizard · Post by **MrWizard** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:38 am

One word: yuck.

I've just gotta say one thing about anal sex:

SomeONE? · Post by **SomeONE?** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:32 am

MrWizard wrote:One word: yuck.

I've just gotta say one thing about anal sex:

agreed

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:10 pm

At least now you can literally say you fucked the shit out of your girlfriend

Mary-Jane · Post by **Mary-Jane** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:24 pm

oh when i read it you had a typo i was confused...and stoned. x_x

anyways.
yah.
you irritated her bowls ... lmao

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:36 pm

thats fucking mank

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:48 pm

dirty bitch, least she didnt shit on your cheast -laughs

spider_seed · Post by **spider_seed** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:53 pm

girl: i love you snoopy.

snoopy doggy dog: you don't love me, you love my doggsy style.

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:02 pm

WhiteLie wrote:At least now you can literally say you fucked the shit out of your girlfriend

haha damn, you beat me to it!

Rixindix · Post by **Rixindix** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:08 pm

does anyone else have a sex story to share....

m3tal · Post by **m3tal** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:23 pm

If you did get it on your tip you couldve given her a dirty sanchez.. just kidding. But really thats sick.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:06 am

One time I got caught fucking a girl on a park bench by a cop. It was late at night and we were making a bit of noise.. funny thing is she just goes "How embarrasing" and gets in the car and leaves.

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:38 am

Ok, this is good.

Im not sure if you guys are familiar with Ottawa but here goes.

Me and my girl went by the canal near parliament hill...sat down and smoked this fattest j. Then making out came there after and it was damn hot. With the city lights lit and the cold night air brisking our ears we decided to move. Then we walked around the parliament. THen we got HORNY again, and soon talked about having sex in the most public places. With RCMP patrols going around parliament we needed to find a place that was discreet but not too discreet to eliminate the thrill. So we went down the hill in back of parliament (there are steps going down to the river) We stopped at this observation deck. AND THERE IT HAPPENED. With the city of hull in my view with its beautiful lights and sounds and the peace tower wailing out its bells at every 15minutes i fucked her doggy style right then and there. Soon after we were finished, an RCMP came on his foot patrol and said "beautiful view, eh?"

It was the best orgasm in my life.

Eugene · Post by **Eugene** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:02 am

So I'm hanging out with this chick right, and we fucked. Good story.

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