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AHAHAHAH I am totally putting tubes on my cat's legs!!!
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lol, I just noticed this
Dr. Greenthumb wrote: and we don't take kindly to the police in these parts.
Down in legal issues or something. Loved it.
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a blonde is sitting on the side of this river, she looks across it and sees another blonde, so she shouts:

"hey, how do you get across this river to the other side?"

the other blonde ponders for a moment and replys:

"you're already on the other side!"
bahahahahaha
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GoreMeister wrote:The last time I peed, I accidentally peed on the toilet seat! :shock:

Don't worry. I wiped it up with a wad of toilet tissue. WHEW!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gene dit :
hey....
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
omfg
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
it was nuts
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
so fucking nuts
Gene dit :
assuming you weren't supposed to send that to me
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
no
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
...
Gene dit :
lol
Gene dit :
is this chicka_boom?
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
no im just talking to a white window
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
that is apparently not responding to my enthousiasm
Gene dit :
I'm confused
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU ARE EUGENE IT DOESNT TAKE A DEGREE TO DEDUCE THAT AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM JEDI MIND TRICKS
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
I WAS ALL UP ON THE STAGE
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
GOING DUMB LIKE A GROUPIE WITH MY GIRL
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
AHAAHAHAHAH
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
GOOD TIMES
Gene dit :
ahhhhhhhhh i'm so friggen confused
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
whats so complicated?
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
yes i am chicka boom
Gene dit :
ok
Gene dit :
now i'm not confused
Gene dit :
lol
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
the group....
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
jedi mind tricks
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
JMT
Gene dit :
haha
Gene dit :
what a dork
Gene dit :
didn't know you'd be THIS much fun to talk to
Gene dit :
you drunk/high/fucked on somethin?
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
pretty much D.all previous
Gene dit :
niiiice
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
fucked on guarena
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
loool
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
and high off the sweet sweet reefer
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
and hashchih
Gene dit :

Gene dit :
I thought you were cutting back?
Gene dit :
lol
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
cmon dude
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
its JMT
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
heavenly divine
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
you cannot not be high on that one
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
it's just likke blasphemy
Gene dit :
lol
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
guess WHAT I HAVE AS SOUNDTRACK ATM
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
....
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
THE FUCKING STAR WARS
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
RETURN OF THE JEDI
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
AQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Cathie's..[JMT= BANANAS... #1 ... literally motherfucking dope] dit :
AND EXCUSE ME ILL HAVE TO GO MIX MY VINYLS NOW
Gene dit :
hahahaha
Gene dit :
wow i can't wait to talk to you tomorrow
Gene dit :
lol
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HAHAHAHAHA. While I'm trying to lay down and watch a movie with this chick, Chicka wouldn't shhhh!!!! hahaha
[size=150]Lets hug it out, bitch.[/size]
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Dr. Greenthumb wrote:what kind of fucked up place do you live in where they dont sell mountain dew?

damn i dont know if this works cauase im really high but if so, this quote is fuckin funny
[quote="captainMorton"]too bad chuck norris never cries, his tears cure cancer.[/quote]
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xStOnErxChRiSx wrote:You roll that shit short and fat lol. I prefer long and skinny :?. JOINTS. I'M TALKING ABOUT JOINTS.
[size=150]Lets hug it out, bitch.[/size]
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lol weelll you just had to tell me you were in da middle of somtn buddy boy :P
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Jedi mind tricks?? lucky biznatch, wished they'd tour uk.
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Charlie says:
holy crap I'm looking at the crime stats for my school
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Yeah?
Charlie says:
somebody got murdered and I didn't even know about it
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Holy crap! Thats intense!
Charlie says:
no drug offenses though
Charlie says:
it just goes to show that people who don't smoke weed end up killing people


lol, I liked it (Y)
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smoke weed not resin wrote:I WAS TOLD 2DAY THAT AFTER U DO A BONG YOUR LUNGS BLEED FOR A SPLIT SECOND IS THIS TRUE
:lol: I tried so hard just now to not laugh at this..it lasted about 4 seconds and i burst
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Lodekim wrote:Oh my god, my crayest combo's french fires with ketchup
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Baybee wrote:Charlie says:
holy crap I'm looking at the crime stats for my school
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Yeah?
Charlie says:
somebody got murdered and I didn't even know about it
Meighan... I love you, I loved you all along, and I miss you, been far away for far to long... Love this Team Go Canucks! says:
Holy crap! Thats intense!
Charlie says:
no drug offenses though
Charlie says:
it just goes to show that people who don't smoke weed end up killing people


lol, I liked it (Y)
:lol: funny but true
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WhiteLie wrote:One time my friend was drunk and didn't have a lighter so he stuck a fork in a power outlet and caught the wall on fire to spark his cigarette.

How's that?
:lol: this made me giggle X3 Just call him McGyver!
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