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Shitty deal.

It seems I'm always waiting for something...
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still can't find that mr. right?
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shitty...heh. :wink:
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dont know whats goin on but dont care. piss on ya if you do :lol:
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One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The
girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved
right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Remembering the note, he pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
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creepy
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weedguru tom wrote:One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The
girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved
right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Remembering the note, he pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
o___o; If he pulled over she would be on the outside of the car (in Canada) and a drunk driver wouldn't be able to swerve around to hit her... o_o...this story does not compute with canada! I guess the UK though?
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yea so i just found out that my best friend does crack. i saw him while he was on it and told him not to do that shit. we got into a huge argument and then he swung at me. i pinned him down against the floor, got up and I left. now idk what to do
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n0isenkiss3s wrote:o___o; If he pulled over she would be on the outside of the car (in Canada) and a drunk driver wouldn't be able to swerve around to hit her... o_o...this story does not compute with canada! I guess the UK though?
What if it's a one-way street and he pulled over to the left side?

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Biohazard1182 wrote:yea so i just found out that my best friend does crack. i saw him while he was on it and told him not to do that shit. we got into a huge argument and then he swung at me. i pinned him down against the floor, got up and I left. now idk what to do
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how do you make a cat sound like a dog?



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pour gasoline all over it and light it on fire, then WOOF!


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So I got super drunk lastnight.
Super drunk.
Went with my friend, met lots of dope people. Had a ton of fun..
BUT, the person I came with.. I was mean to him. Like super mean.. Aww. I felt so bad. I don't remember he was telling me about it in the morning. (yeah, he still came home with me)
We were getting ready to pass out, and poor guy went to cuddle with me, and I guess I was like "I just want to go to sleep. Don't touch me"
Aww.. I felt so bad when he was telling me this..

Then, after all that, he asked me out. I was like aww. hahaha.. I feel like such an ass. I'm NEVER mean. Ever!

There was so much blow going around, and.. I didnt do any! Yay :D

LOL, and on the walk home, my buddys friend had to take a piss, so he turns around and takes a piss... walking. So funny...
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Baybee wrote:Then, after all that, he asked me out.
And?
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WhiteLie wrote:
Baybee wrote:Then, after all that, he asked me out.
And?
Yes X3 is there a Mr Baybee now?
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I studied today :shock:, now I'm high and it's time for bed.
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