if yu had 1 day to live wuh wud yu do

pkkupo · Post by **pkkupo** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:12 pm

Psyclone wrote:If I had one day to live, I'd run around naked in a supermarket with a red wine stained tampon in my butt screaming "IT HURTS"...yeah...that'll be the day.

yeah, pretty much. but i'd get really drunk first.

Eugene · Post by **Eugene** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:15 pm

Probably...no...definitely, run around naked and touch as many things as I could with my man meat. I mean, what the fuck, what do I care I'm dying in less than 24 hours.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:29 pm

I'd be all like,

"Hey God! Grant me one wish before I die!"

and he'd be all like,

"Alright, dude! What do you want?"

and I'd be all like,

"I want to live for another 85 years!"

and he'd be all like,

"Oh man, you totally got me!"

and I'd be all like,

"Haha, yeah!"

Mate · Post by **Mate** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:54 pm

ok, i rarely laught that hard

shoe · Post by **shoe** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:53 am

WhiteLie wrote:I'd be all like,

"Hey God! Grant me one wish before I die!"

and he'd be all like,

"Alright, dude! What do you want?"

and I'd be all like,

"I want to live for another 85 years!"

and he'd be all like,

"Oh man, you totally got me!"

and I'd be all like,

"Haha, yeah!"

oh shit that is funny man, ok if i had one more day to live? shit id be the biggest jackass ever, id tell all the girls i like the kinds of things that go on in my head when i think about em, id get fucked up beyond reason, rob some shit maybe kill some political leaders, beat the shit out of this one dude who sucker punched me at a party and popped a blood vessel in my eye w/ a baseball bat, tell my mom and my sisters how much i love them, tell my dad how much i hate him, go to the country club where i work and play golf naked, id ask all my friends what thier problems were and then solve them, i burn some bulidings down, steal credit cards and buy hookers, a suit, a pound of dro a limo, a midget and have a party and probly some other stuff that id nevr get away with

and all the things i just mentioned i know i wouldnt get away with half of em so yeah, damn that is a good question, "what would you do if u had 24 hours left on this earth, really though id probably pray to god and then do all that stuff, then id pray to him again and ask him to let it slide just this once and thatd i never do it again

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:31 am

cutthecashflow wrote:Get Stoned and listen to music.

props.

0rangellama · Post by **0rangellama** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:37 am

I'd probably kill every mother fucker responsible for getting me into the fucked up situation I'm in now, not to mention, all the other faggot ass dickwads who like to go around and talk shit behind my back, all the cocksuckin' wanna be's who got my computer all hacked up and my phone too. After all that, I'd prolly cash my bank accounts out, buy a fat sack of some dro, and give myself a fatty smokin' session till the cops came and got me. Na, I ain't crazy, I don't have any personality disorders, I'm just built to kill, and I hate the fucking military, with a passion, I can't stand bitchass tough guys who think they know me better than I know myself. People need to learn to control their own lives, and leave mine the fuck alone.

cdc · Post by **cdc** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:23 am

id steal my sisters car and get a shit load of weed from somewhere. Then i would meet up with 3 of my best mates and go for a road trip to the bay of islands, where i would procede to get as drunk stoned and laid as i can untill the end of the world.

ive always wanted to race in my sisters car....

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:00 pm

I would go burn down a few houses, then smoke a nice bifta, then probarbly go for a shisha. then piss on somebody, then burn down a church and stand on the altar, and let it all crush me. or i would want to die on the electric chair.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:35 pm

Dakine wrote:I would go burn down a few houses, then smoke a nice bifta, then probarbly go for a shisha. then piss on somebody, then burn down a church and stand on the altar, and let it all crush me. or i would want to die on the electric chair.

another psycho....

Jim777 · Post by **Jim777** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:48 pm

damn that topic reminds me of a dream i once had couple months ago

i was walkin down a street and someone came to me and said

'' YO HES THE GUY WITH THE MONEY '' tthen the dude fired couple bullets at me and it hitted my left lung

after that my hole dream was about me trying to save my self and find an hospital... i never found one in the dream and never died in it

but since that dream i dont see death the same way :/ ...

anyways... if i had 24hrs to live i would get drunk has fuck and do the most stupid things in life

probably would take a walk on a popular blvd just to see ppl reactions... and beat the crap outta some fag i know... i fcked that guy once and cops went knock on my doors cuz of her mom...

eat my fav food...

smoke a blunt...

bang a chick...

mmmmMmMm... what else ?

make a race with a cop car with a stolen ferrari would be cool too...

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:55 pm

Go to a hockey game
Get high, I'd smoke alot of weed, do some coke for old times sake
Get Drunk
Have lots of sex
Hang out with my little brother and sister
Smoke more pot
Watch highlights on TSN
Go skydiving
Start a riot.. why? Why not?

Grrrl · Post by **Grrrl** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:06 pm

Ask my dealers for a tick (lay-on) And see how many whiteys I can get thru before I pass away

I would make a point of seeing everyone i care about before anything though.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:14 pm

I probably wouldn't do much of anything. If I went to a doctor and they said I was going to die in 24 hours, I'd probably get upset but then just shrug my shoulders.

I'd go back home, write a few farewell emails to some friends, write a nice note for my family, then I'd smoke a fat joint and lay down and listen to some music and go to sleep and probably never wake up again.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:18 pm

Word, Gorecore you got the right idea...if I really had to choose one specific way to die it would definitely be in my sleep, quick and painless.

That freaks me out thinking about it.

*shudders*

www.weedguru.com

if yu had 1 day to live wuh wud yu do

Who is online