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Quint · Post by **Quint** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:07 am

cutthecashflow wrote:I went to Hooters to eat last night, and I thought that this substance that came with my clams was applesauce.

Turns out it was horseradish, also turns out I stuck about half of the container in my mouth at one time in a hungry male gesture, thinking it was applesauce.

I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could and well it just ruined my whole dining expeirence. My colleagues on the other hand thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

Stupid friends, got some sympathy from the waitress at least.

haha, well when i was in the 6th grade i found a fingernail in my applesauce at school...so i dont eat it anymore

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:33 pm

I know since I've been here (that I've noticed) there has been at least two threads made in the mass debate fourm.. about saying them together quickly. Wow.. thats all I have to say about that.

And I have a question, I'm asuming it has some meaning behind it,

Would some one explain that one to me?

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:It's alcohol that tastes like cinnamon and has little chunks of gold leaf in it. The purpose of the gold leaf is to scratch the inside of your throat so that your bloodstream absorb the alcohol faster. It tast just like Big Red chewing gum.

Weird.. but it sounds good.

Schmut · Post by **Schmut** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:40 pm

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:It's alcohol that tastes like cinnamon and has little chunks of gold leaf in it. The purpose of the gold leaf is to scratch the inside of your throat so that your bloodstream absorb the alcohol faster. It tast just like Big Red chewing gum.

Goldschlager. I've tried that. It's good stuff. Leaves you with a sore throat but gets you drunker than a generic Irish man.

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:37 am

I'm feeling pretty shitty right now..

2 of my friends just got evicted from their house on monday. They hada few days to move, so I decided I would go to check up to see if they were still there moving, and maybe give them a hand, yesterday. They aren't rich or anything so they can't rent a moving van, or even a taxi, and people with cars are all pricks who want money for the gas that's burnt. I went over yesterday night and all of their shit was on the front lawn, all ready to be picked up for garbage. It pissed me off so much to see that shit. Even the fucking comfortable ass chair that I used to crash on all the time, which was in perfect condition, was out on the lawn because no one could take and and they had no way to transport it.

He's living with a friend now and his 3 cats and dog are with his girlfriend so I'm glad that worked out for now.

On top of all that shit, This guy lives a long ass drive away from my house and when I got there to only see that no one was there, all I could do was go back home(I was with a friend, so we ended up going back to his place). When we tried to take the bus back, our transfers were expired so the bus driver took them from us, then I drop my only fucking bus ticket in the box and he tells me that he can't take our ticket because its for the wrong fucking bus(we were trying to take a french bus, with my cities bus tickets, which I used all the time in the exact same situation and no one gave me any problems). So The fucking bus driver kicks us off the bus, and doesn't even give us our god damn bus tickets back, so I ended up having to walk 5 hours to get back home. It was 10:00pm at this time, so you can guess I missed work today.

On a happier note, I cracked the bus window because when he started driving away I threw a toonie(canadian two dollar coin) at his window. I probably scared the shit out of the passenger, but I wasn't thinking at the time and I really didn't give a fuck.

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:46 am

Why not have his buddies chip in on a uhaul

If it is just across town it shouldn be that much.

On another note, Toonies rock!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:58 am

So last night we were at the skatepark,as usual.

There wasn't much to do, we all smoked our last joint and we were deciding on what we were going to do after that.

Then I notice Kim and Britt (two very good female friends i've known since kindergarten) sitting at the other end, we walk up to them and join them as they had goa music playing out of their little Ipod docking thing (it gave alot of sound so it was good). They had a bottle of Wodka (Vodka) with them and we started drinking vodka cola, good times.

Later on the bottle was emtpy (between five), and we decided on getting another one from the nightshop near the park, so me and Kim head out to get the second bottle.

We ran out of stuff to mix the wodka with during the first bottle so we went to Britt's place for more mixstuff, then headed for the town's park (well we have alot of parks but this is the main park near town square)

We ended up dancing to goa music until 4 or 5 this morning, i just woke up and i'm still feeling it a bit

We're gonna make it an anual party to celebrate the start of the schoolyear (first of september) and laugh at everyone that has to go to school. Yeah that's dumb, but we had mad fun so

cya!

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:29 am

Wait a minute...

females, vodka, music.

Where's the sex?

Something doesn't seem right in my mind

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:50 pm

Was out last night with a bunch of people. Met this girl who asked for my number. Going to her dads place today to spend some quality time in her hot tub. She has a boyfriend though and incase he's not a dick, i dont want to fuck them around. we'll see how it goes.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:08 pm

Baybee wrote:I know since I've been here (that I've noticed) there has been at least two threads made in the mass debate fourm.. about saying them together quickly. Wow.. thats all I have to say about that.

And I have a question, I'm asuming it has some meaning behind it, Would some one explain that one to me?

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:It's alcohol that tastes like cinnamon and has little chunks of gold leaf in it. The purpose of the gold leaf is to scratch the inside of your throat so that your bloodstream absorb the alcohol faster. It tast just like Big Red chewing gum.
Weird.. but it sounds good.

the wookiedick thing?

A wookie is a bigass hairy monsterlike creature from starwars, considering it's size it probably has one helluva big cock, hence chief wookiedick (chief with a very big penis)

I think

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:10 pm

Baybee wrote:And I have a question, I'm asuming it has some meaning behind it, Would some one explain that one to me?

Since no one was able to answer I'll give an explanation for it. Right before all the old mods(higher, caro, sammy...etc) left/got booted there was a dispute over the rankings. The one that was disputed the most was "chief wookie dick." That's when weedguru went through a radical change...mainly for the better. As a token of appreciation asmo made that smiley in honor of animal, that's why it's named after him. If you look around chief wookie dick is actually a member of our beloved forums.

This story brought to you in part by the weedguru history archives.

jay212 wrote:Was out last night with a bunch of people. Met this girl who asked for my number. Going to her dads place today to spend some quality time in her hot tub. She has a boyfriend though and incase he's not a dick, i dont want to fuck them around. we'll see how it goes.

If you're trying not to bone her you really might want to rethink the whole hot tub thing. I'm not saying you should or you shouldn't hook up with her but if you're trying not to I don't think climbing into a hot tub with her while her parents are out is the best idea. Good luck and if it does go down dont forget wear a jimmy.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:15 pm

I actually got invited to a party tonight at 9pm!!

If I go, I'll only know about 2 or 3 people there but that's okay.

I may or may not go. The party is in a really shady part of town...pretty much the "ghetto" of Halifax. That, and I don't know if I have a place to crash in the city tonight. The buses stop running around 12:30 am. A taxi from their place to mine would cost me around 35-40 dollars.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:24 pm

Just make sure everybody gets drunk as hell and then just go lie on the cough

thnkgod4weed · Post by **thnkgod4weed** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:59 pm

Try getting fucked early that way when u get there ur already happy,after that chill drink, smoke,and if u need to go back 2 ur place,try 2 leave early and that way u still had some fun.

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:48 pm

same for me right now, only thing is i have to take my bike, its an hour and half on the bike and i dont really feel like spending 5 hours biking back

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:52 pm

Flow wrote:
Baybee wrote:I know since I've been here (that I've noticed) there has been at least two threads made in the mass debate fourm.. about saying them together quickly. Wow.. thats all I have to say about that.

And I have a question, I'm asuming it has some meaning behind it, Would some one explain that one to me?

Dr. Greenthumb wrote:It's alcohol that tastes like cinnamon and has little chunks of gold leaf in it. The purpose of the gold leaf is to scratch the inside of your throat so that your bloodstream absorb the alcohol faster. It tast just like Big Red chewing gum.
Weird.. but it sounds good.

the wookiedick thing?

A wookie is a bigass hairy monsterlike creature from starwars, considering it's size it probably has one helluva big cock, hence chief wookiedick (chief with a very big penis)

I think

Dammit that's the third time now I go to comment and you manage to do it before I finish my post.

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