Worst thing you've done

Splifftastic Space Cadet · Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:45 pm

While high, what was the stupidest thing you have done.

I remember mine. It was my first time and we just came inisde from smoking and were in my friends kitchen. I was playing with the lighter and noticed my friends head in front of me. Needless to say i took the lighter and lit his hair on fire (it only lit a little bit before he put it out no real noticeable damage), it was HILARIOUS! But then i got beat down by his 6'5 250 lb. bro haha didn't hurt though!

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:00 pm

I told my girlfriends mom to fuckoff by accident. My friend was calling me to ask me to go to this fair with him and his friend but i didn't want to go with him so I told him im not going so then i hung up. about 10 seconds later, phone rings and I'm expecting the friend to call back and keep bugging me so I told him "fuckoff you stupid fuck." then I here a gasp and realize it's not him who called. I hang up, check caller id, realize it was girlfriends mom. long story short, we broke up by "force".

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:20 am

Hmm... well, worst thing ive done was illegal............. should i post it?

fuck it, why not.
I went into a construction site with my friend a few years back and we lit all the blueprints on fire. Should we have been caught.. would have been juvy for a long while...

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:05 am

Thats why i tell people not to leave their god dam blueprints lying around...

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:49 am

what were they building?

Splifftastic Space Cadet · Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:49 am

hhaaha
man thats great
buying an 1/8 tomorow
first time i will have smoked in weeks
i will be sure to do something crazy

birdie · Post by **birdie** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:01 am

Many many stupid things... too many to name.

pkkupo · Post by **pkkupo** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:18 am

one time in the winter i ran down a steep icy allyway spinning because i thought the cold wind felt good, so i ran into a garage and fell over, hurt my hip pretty bad and got shit for a while about how dumb it was. but i dont regret a second of it.

Stoned Ninja · Post by **Stoned Ninja** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:32 pm

probably, falling asleep on a train from edinburgh, and ending up in glasgow!!!!

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:54 pm

Weedguru DrGreenthumb wrote:

what were they building?

A $400,000 house

Then another time a different friend and i went to a storage type area near an elementary school here... Ya know those real heavy squarish grey cement blocks? Well, we found a few metal poles and destroyed a stack of like 30 of them...

At the same place, there had been a bunch of 5' diameter tubes that we would crawl into and smoke a bunch. Well, on day we got a good idea, and cut all the ropes keeping themstacked and together.... and we rolled them all over the place (heavy fuckers)

yeah, good times, good times.

CaNuCk · Post by **CaNuCk** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:15 am

i have a fake id and I play poker so the two mix.

Anyways, somehow my wallet falls out of my pocket (prob stoned.) So I get a call and I go to the info desk and I see all my id's spread out..fake AND real. So they obvioulsy ask, so why do you have an id that says your 20 and one says your 18. Now I am pretty much fucked right so I think to myself, I might as well try to lie..whats the worst that can happen?

So I make up some bullshit story that for a joke I got a fake ID that said I was 18 and now that this has happened I feel like a complete idiot. They somehow BELIEVE me and let me off. The whole time they were telling me what would happen if i did it again I was thinking "wow your retarded."

lottso · Post by **lottso** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:11 pm

for me it was payday n i was hungry n i went to mcdonalds n i orderd hella food only to relize that i didnt have no money all i had was a check saying i had 500 dollars but that was back in the day fun times back in high school

Fanya · Post by **Fanya** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:02 am

Last night at 2am I was fucking blazed and tried to make one of those lightbulb vaporizers. I was cutting a bottlecap with my swiss army knife, pressing down as hard as i could, when it folded in. I sliced the side of my wrist open, just a couple inches away from a major artery/vein.

Yeah.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:19 pm

Jay212 wrote:I told my girlfriends mom to fuckoff by accident. My friend was calling me to ask me to go to this fair with him and his friend but i didn't want to go with him so I told him im not going so then i hung up. about 10 seconds later, phone rings and I'm expecting the friend to call back and keep bugging me so I told him "fuckoff you stupid fuck." then I here a gasp and realize it's not him who called. I hang up, check caller id, realize it was girlfriends mom. long story short, we broke up by "force".

Did something similar once, I was at my friend's house and we were about to go out to a party at the beach, so I call my house to ask if I can "spend the night at my friends..." nobody answers, so I hang up, pick up, and call again. No answer. The next time I pick up there's no dialtone, I assume my mom called back after hearing the phone ring, so I go "What, does nobody answer the fucking phone over there?" to which I receive the response "What??" "You heard me, is everybody over there fucking retarted or what?" (Was having a really bad day earlier in the day) Awkward silence for about 2 minutes, then I hear "...You've got the wrong person, is Jenny there?"

stompy · Post by **stompy** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:08 pm

i can't tell ya how many times i walk outta my apartment half dressed (missing pants or shoes or a shirt) only to find out about my wardrobe malfunction after i locked the door, so i gotta unlock that sonofabitch again to go back inside and put the missing parts on.

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