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Post by **weedguru_animal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:04 am

i guess it's just the two of us Kalicoe....how cosy! and who are your tips to win the cup???

andriaSRH · Post by **andriaSRH** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:50 am

weedguru_animal wrote:
sofaqueenhi wrote:i met a drunk russian ultimate fighter last night at 3 in the morning , at a gas station. i kid you not.
and what happened??did you give that rotten bastard a good hiding???

no but i wanted to trip him and watch him fall in a puddle.

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:33 pm

that is good enough for me, mate!!!!keep up the good work!!

the future of Weedguru looks so bright.....

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:18 pm

I might be lost off the site for a few days maybe even longer depending on how long it takes to set up an internet connection after I move.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:31 pm

Ghana took us out. Oh well.

I'm feelin kinda down right now, I haven't smoked since I woke up,

also, I can't get this girl out of my head, she's totally beautiful, and the worst part is I can't get ahold of her, she's on vacation..

god what a bummer...

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:03 am

WhiteLie wrote:Ghana took us out. Oh well.

I'm feelin kinda down right now, I haven't smoked since I woke up,

also, I can't get this girl out of my head, she's totally beautiful, and the worst part is I can't get ahold of her, she's on vacation..

god what a bummer...

:9 i feel for ya, man. Ive been there many a time. Right now the beautiful girl i have a crush on i work with ! ^.^ it works nicely. >.> but she probably already has a boyfriend.. which would suck majorly.

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:25 am

i wish you both the best of luck in capturing the hearts (or loins) of these ladies....

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:56 pm

weedguru_animal wrote:i wish you both the best of luck in capturing the hearts (or loins) of these ladies....

Thanks animal; at least for me I'm going for the heart on this one, I mean the loins are a nice bonus to add on top of it, but this is more of a serious thing for me..

KaliCoe · Post by **KaliCoe** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:02 am

sorry animal been gone a few days here my tourney predicts (i did pick germany and argentina today no lie, but mexico made it scary)

round 1
ger 3-0 swe
arg 2-0 mex
italy 2-0 aus
switz 2-1 ukr
ecu 1-1 eng (ecu wins on pk)
por 2-1 neth
bra 3-0 ghana
spn 1-0 fra

round 2
arg 2-2 ger (arg wins on pk)
italy 1-0 switz
por 2-1 ecu
spn 3-2 bra

round 3
arg 2-0 italy
spn 2-2 por (spn wins on pk)

finals
arg 3-1 spn

what do you think?

WhoTheFuckIsJohnny · Post by **WhoTheFuckIsJohnny** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:53 am

hey guys nice stories fuck some are hillarious

random is not random only your judgement judges whats random
-quote from Johnny

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:20 am

i am happy to hear that whitelie...not that I deplore the loins as a target, not at all...personally i have been unable to ever sleep with a girl I haven't been attracted to on many levels, with aesthetics been only one of those levels...

sex without emotion, to me, is as bland and unsatisfying as emotion with no sex.....

I have often wished that I could adopt the 'fuck and forget' technique of some of my peers, but over time, that wish has been changed to an acceptance that I have too much respect for myself and for women to be able to use a stranger, or someone I didn't respect or regard well solely as a sexual object....

I can use my lady as a sexual object, and her use me likewise, in fact it is one of my favourite state of beings, when i give myself sexually 100%,, that is one of the few occassions when my mind is almost in-essential to my existence///lust is wicked, and I have a lot of it due to my sicillian genes....however the sexual object theme I am talking about, I have only researched, enjoyed and expanded whilst in a long term relationship...
I have tried most if not all of my sexual fantasies with my lady, because we have 100% communication channels and a wicked understanding of each other....lustfully, sexually, we connect to perfection, sexual nirvana is reached normally ona daily basis..
but that was before the world cup...without the daily sexual pleasure, because my lady has been living more at a work-mates house, I get crazy irritable...testosterone is a wicked substance, that really makes a man recognize his primeval urges....find mate, fight, find mate, fight...

unfortunately many men find it hard to deal with a build up of testosterone, which is why you see groups of lads going on out a friday night looking for either a fuck or a fight.....one or the other, it is almost as if fighting and fucking are interchangeable concepts to some...both pleasurable and both driven by testosterone....

anyway more than anyone wanted or needed but I wanted to get my writing juices flowing....i am desperate to write a few personal letters today, and give the football a break......but first this>>>>>

KaliCoe,
:
Germans I thought would come unstuck against Swedes....1-2..wrong..
Argies were expected by eveyone including me to beat mexico, but the central americans gave a world clas effort,, stil, it wsn't enough, and what a strike from maxi rodriguez,fucking spectacular...equal to Joe Cole's effort v the Swedes.
England v Ecuador-- i don't predict England or Italy games....my -ve predictions have ahorrible habit of becoming reality...
Portugal v Holland = 1-2 Holland
Swiss v Ukraine- 2-0 swiss
brazil v ghana- 3-1 Brazil
spain v Frogs- 1-2 frogs

i will do the next round when we get there.....

KaliCoe · Post by **KaliCoe** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:26 am

yeah i forgot to comment on the 2nd argentina goal, so here you go - "I saw it and feces dripped down my leg"

Post by **weedguru_animal** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:57 am

KAli!!!, why the hell did that goal make you shit yourself????

KaliCoe · Post by **KaliCoe** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:17 pm

KAli!!!, why the hell did that goal make you shit yourself???? Very Happy

i cant explain it the amazment of the goal made my o-ring spontaneously combust!!!

how fucking crazy was that port holland game!!!

andriaSRH · Post by **andriaSRH** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:11 am

someone's been playing with my emotions. giving me 2.0000000000 seeds!
did you think i wouldn't notice?!

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