A gunship apache helicopter with Jack Bauer as pilot and O.J. Simpson as Backup would fly Tom, Dax(a giant Irish Wolfhound/Great Dane/Pitbull/Doberman crossbreed) and of course My Self to the East coast of Canada. Tom the Ninja, complete with Fulltang and Dax (who would be dressed in a light as a feather white jacket so as to camouflage her dark body into the icy paleness) lowered down to sea-level about a mile away from the killing fields. They make their way towards the smell of death which reacts with their nostrils to form a Vengeful Rage, and with it a fast walk, then a run...Side by side, the warriors of Nature charge towards the needless carnage....In the puffy clouds floating low over the icebergs and water is the Apache. Aboard which Bauer with throwing knives, OJ Simpson with a Gatling gun and in my own hands a Long Distance Sniper Rifle fitted with the eyes of an Ocelot(which died of natural causes)...The furious spinning blade’s intense noise masked by the screams of 2 week old seals having their skin peeled by evil Heathens who need to be STOPPED..And Why???Fucking Why???
Because The Canadian Government equates 325,000 infant seal lives to around eight million pounds, which is brought into the barren areas by the sale of skin, blubber and mementos of the hunt. Some Sharks who pose as humans have suggested that the seal population is responsible for depleting the fish reserves in the coastal waters, which in turn has created large holes in the financial accounts of many fisherman....
Back to my solution(given the required funding)...From the safety of the apache, a barrage of burning hot metal would fly into the bodies of the seal-killers..any human survivors would be eaten alive by Dax after Tom had sliced them up into bite-size portions with his razor sharp Fulltang sword....
There are some Animal-Rights groups in the region, trying -to their definite credit-to expose what is happening. But its tough, without proper funding I mean, to make a real difference. The government doesn’t want or allow the mass media a look-in, and the callous demeanour is shared by the killers themselves...One boat-full of Anti-Killing campaigners was shocked when a seal-Murderer ripped out some intestines from a freshly skinned baby and threw the still warm remains into their faces. It’s a fucking disgrace. The whole situation is a fucking disgrace.
"We filmed and witnessed seals being skinned alive right in front of us, we saw live seals being dragged while conscious across the ice with boat hooks; we saw stockpiles of dead and dying seals. It was really horrific."Ifaw activist Rebecca Aldworth told Reuters news agency last week.(IFAW-The International Fund for Animal Welfare)
While we are on the subject of needless murder... Last week US troops- buddied by American trained/controlled Iraqi Soldiers- stormed a Mosque during evening prayer and executed 37 people. No acknowledgment of the killings has been conceded by the US, who remain unable to deal with the consequences of their actions, on all fronts..Abd al-Karim al-Enzi, the Iraqi security Minister, said
“They(the 27 who died) were unarmed. They went in, tied up the people and shot them all. They did not leave any wounded”.
A man who was in the Mosque at the time of the attack, who managed t escape the hit-squad, said this
“What upset me most was that there was a wounded man. AN Iraqi soldier asked an officer what to do with him. The officer said ‘just finish him off’.”..
Understandably the US is now undoubtedly the common enemy of every Iraqi who has even 1% of patriotic blood. Basing their military endeavours on bad intelligence which gave the misguided and ultimately fatal impression that the place of worship was actually been used for hiding insurgents and storing weapons has further guttered the Unites States Army reputation as ‘uncontrolled bloodthirsty pigs’. How can they expect anybody to show them respect when they constantly appear to kill for killing’s sake..Not to save lives, but to take lives.. Lieutenant Colonel Barr Johnson, a spokesman for the US military said this...
“It was not identified by us as a mosque...I think this is a matter of perception”.
perception (pr-spshn)
n.
1. The process, act, or faculty of perceiving.
2. Recognition and interpretation of sensory stimuli based chiefly on memory.
Well I guess its fair to say that the Colonel’s Recognition/interpretation skills, sensory stimuli and memory are all completely Fucked..Maybe a case of gulf war syndrome?
[Beware of the Cat...The angry Conneticut feline outlaw, Lewis
A cat has been officially issued a ‘house arrest’ order after terrorizing visitors to his Connecticut home/Lair. Lewis was adopted by Miss Cisero 3 years ago, and apparently his recent spate of attacks is more to do with human antagonism than an innate sense of Evil....
"Part of this bad reaction he is having to people is because he has been tormented," Ms Cisero said, in reference to incidents when neighbours had egged Lewis or worse still, soaked him through with their hose-pipes...
While the cat’s loyal owner dutifully defends him to the last, she herself, has been charged for reckless endangerment in a lawsuit brought against her by a Avon representative who was ‘mauled and bitten in a truly ferocious manner’ by the aggressive Tomcat, as she got out of her car near the house where Lewis lives.
A fellow victim, Connecticut neighbour Janet Kettman, said this
"I was walking along the sidewalk when he sprang at me. I never saw it coming, but that's how it often is .He comes at you from behind, springs and wraps himself around your legs, biting and scratching.".....
Like Lewis, the Iranians are feeling increasingly bullied..........Lets hope they don’t lash out as the Tomcat would after so much ‘human antagonism’...
Last Wednesday the UN Security Council finally decided to make their first major move in the worsening Iranian Nuclear crisis by issuing a formal Order for Iran to halt all uranium enrichment. The IAEA have been instructed to monitor the Iranians and report back in 30 days on Tehran’s ‘compliance’ with the UN demand. President Ahminejad has repeatedly stated his belief in Iran’s right to create and utilize nuclear technology. Giant spinning Centrifuges are used to enrich the raw Uranium. Once enriched it can be used to produce nuclear energy or nuclear weapons. Iran recently restarted 26 centrifuges and though Western fears have suggested that there is a definite intention for up to 300 enrichment centrifuges to be in full action ‘by the end of this year’, the Tehran based government itself has recently stated that they intend to have 3000 in full operation, in that very time span of ‘by the end of the year’....The UN security council didn’t explain what will happen, in 30 days, if/ when the IAEA inspectors report that their concerns haven’t been subdued? Economic Sanctions??Strategic military Attacks??? I suspect that the Chinese will put a stop to any prospective Military action due to their economic interests in the area. China have the power of veto on any UN resolutions due to their permanent seat on the Security Council....
Another country with a Veto and permanent UN Security Council seat is Russia, who according to Iraqi documents obtained by the Pentagon, helped Saddam Hussein plan his defences against the US invasion by offering satellite footage of US troop movements and also battle plans which it was thought the Americans would employ. Why did Russia help Hussein??Because of their own ‘economic interests’ in Iraq.
Should ‘economic interests’ be allowed to come into play when ultra important decisions are made by our apparent World Watchdog???I don’t think so.
After staging a election that he unsurprisingly won with a huge 83% of the vote, Mr Lukashenko, the Belarusian dictator has moved to quell the growing resistance to his authoritarian methods.....Hundreds of protestors(who are protesting about the fraudulent election) were attacked and imprisoned by state police, last week in the capital Minsk. More justifiably angry natives stormed the police station where the dissenters were been held and shouted ‘fascists’ until the gestapo bastards beat them all, heavily, with batons.. Amongst those arrested was Alexander Kozulin; one of the few public figures of Belarusian Politics who could be considered a member of any tangible Opposition to Lukashenko..His wife, Mrs Kozulin, said this
“We’ve found him in an isolation cell in Zhodina [about 40km from Minsk]. They say he is healthy, but my husband would never complain, and they have denied him access to doctors and lawyers”.....
The US and EU recently spoke of introducing ‘targeted sanctions’ against Lukashenko’s dictatorship..But before any kind of action could be taken against this atavistic Fascist Regime, Putin needs to be persuaded from ‘supporter of fascism’ stance...Belarus enjoys the most beneficial relationship with Moscow available for any of the former Soviet Union’s Territories turned independent countries i.e. cheap Russian Gas/Electricity supply...
Please believe me when I shout THERE IS MORE WAR THAN PEACE ON THIS EARTH....But I cant bring mySelf to cover it all in this report. Already after submerging myself in this putrid water of world events for a few hours I feel sickened, distressed, cynical ....Though I still have hope...Hope for Myself and Hope for the World..Always must have Hope...Else what would be left???
Short and Bitter:
Two million humans are at serious risk of dying of starvation in Somalia due to a volatile combination of drought and civil chaos. There has been no government in Somalia since 1991. I would like to tip my cap to the ultra brave Aid agency workers who risk their lives on a hourly basis in order to try save some of the desperately needy natives of that war torn country....
the 'soft and cuddly' side of the US army
A US army dog-handler has been sentenced to 179 days-and demoted from sergeant to private- after been found guilty of using his Belgian Shepherd to torture Iraqi prisoners at the notorious Abu Gharib jail. Michael Smith, 24, admitted no wrongdoing for his actions- which included instructing his dog to bite with savagery only inches from the detainees’ faces in the aim of making the victims shit themselves- explaining that soldiers weren’t meant to be ‘soft and cuddly’...The court could have put this sick fuck in prison for 17 years so why the fuck didn’t they??They should have cut his legs off at the ankles, stolen his eyes, then thrown him into a pit ful of ravenous wolves. I don’t understand why the US army fails time after time to recognize that they have a problem understanding the phrase ‘human rights’...The Guantanamo Bay and Abu Gharib detention centres both have illustrated to the world ,that beyond any doubt the US Army has little or no respect for any kind of Life other than American Life.
Damn it, this has gone too far...I need to escape this global-awareness for the few remaining hours of my weekend away from the hive where me and the other bees buzz around and make $$$$$$$ Monday to Friday 9-5.
‘Writer of the week’ is shared between JP Donleavy and King Hunter S Thompson....
JP Donleavy
From The Ginger Man-by Donleavy–
‘The Walls are panelled here. And the people rich. The lyrical quality of money is strange. I better look to my fly because women are staring at me. Mary an actress. Dreadful. Pity. I’ve got to do something about it. I’m to blame, may have even put the idea into her dark head. If she goes to fat they’ll fire her. I believe she’ll screw her way to stardom. Pole by pole. Like others do to marriage. And some to poverty, fewer to riches, less for love and of course there are those who do it for a dirty old thrill. Thank god there are still some who give it up for life’
and
‘They were up. Fourteen in all moving toward the kangaroo which was singing come all ye faithful. The black brute Parnell was at them. It was on.
Parnell picking up the front man and holding him an instant above his head flung him against the advancing crowd. MacDoon rotating his staff over his head and they said get that little bastard of a helicopter and Mac neatly broke the man’s nose. The kangaroo reached behind the bar and was draining a bottle of gin when a chair was lowered on his head from behind. The kangaroo fell spread-eagled to the floor. Parnell attacked from all sides with Macdoon pulling them off with the hook of the staff and beating them to the floor. The building trembling. Eight left of the fourteen, six unconscious under the trampling feet. Macdoon went down and they were kicking him and he was catching them by the ankles with the hook and tripping them to the ground. Hey were driving Parnell out the door and they were yelling these damn Oxford intellectuals think they can tell us we’re pigs. They had Parnell out and drew the latches. They were dragging the unconscious figure of Macdoon to fling him on the street, saying we fixed that big fella, he’‘ll not try that again. Outside a great war whoop. They turned to the door. Another war whoop and a voice yelling I’m coming through. The brown vomit-tinted door parted with a squeal of hinges and splintering wood. The door came asunder into the room. Parnell, face covered in blood, clothes in tatters, launched his ferocious counter attack and three of the remaining eight fled up the stairs crying the man is insane, call the bobbies. They were holding him off with chairs. A crowd gathering on the street. The sound of the police. A half-revived MacDoon and Parnell dragging the stricken kangaroo out the door stumbling into the street. Flinging the beast into a taxi and yelling into the terrified man’s ear, away you Cockney bastard like the hounds of hell before we deliver the wrath of the Celts on your English skull.....’
From ‘Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72’ Hunter S Thompson—
‘He lines out the painful truth, and his reward has been just about the same as that of any other politician who insists on telling the truth: He is mocked, vilified, ignored and abandoned as a hopeless loser by even his good old buddies like Harold Hughes.
On the face of it, the “McGovern problem” looks like the ultimate proof-positive for the liberal cynics’ conviction that there is no room in American politics for an honest man’