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[Calmu]

Don't try to break into your school cafeteria for munchies out of the vending machine at 3 am. The motion detecter sets off and before you know it you have to run ...........

AWAY FROM THE MUNCHIES!! As if running wasn't bad enough. Dumb alarm systems man

[Weedguru Higher]

Ha, that reminds me off this funny little story.

This one night here at the halfway house this guy came and got me upstairs (I was the night watchman) Says someone has broken into the cantine in the basement, he can hear noise coming from inside and the outside lock is all messed up. So i go down and unlock the door to find Eric sitting there with his hands all bloody. I'm like wtf are you doing? Come to find out the idiot broke in, shut the door behind him and cause of his messing with the lock the door wound up locking behind him!!!!!!! So he was scratching at the door with a piece of metal, trying too dig his way out basically!!! The dude was a transfer case from the hospital's prison psych ward, he had these wicked depression problems. He was so doped out on anti-depressors, that he was never aware of what was going around him. They couldn't even punish him, it was too pointless, though he had eaten half of our chip supply.

so yeah, the moral of this story and the other one is...don't do it!!

[Puba]

Don't try to break into your school cafeteria for munchies out of the vending machine at 3 am. The motion detecter sets off and before you know it you have to run ...........

AWAY FROM THE MUNCHIES!! As if running wasn't bad enough. Dumb alarm systems man

haha nice one but did you get some food in the end?

[Cheeba]

Don't try to break into your school cafeteria for munchies out of the vending machine at 3 am. The motion detecter sets off and before you know it you have to run ...........

AWAY FROM THE MUNCHIES!! As if running wasn't bad enough. Dumb alarm systems man

You funny bastard

[FIRE!!!]

Don't try to break into your school cafeteria for munchies out of the vending machine at 3 am. The motion detecter sets off and before you know it you have to run ...........

AWAY FROM THE MUNCHIES!! As if running wasn't bad enough. Dumb alarm systems man

Yeah 7-11 is just as good. Plus no motion detectors, just indian guys.

[WidespreadDead]

Ha, that reminds me off this funny little story.

This one night here at the halfway house this guy came and got me upstairs (I was the night watchman) Says someone has broken into the cantine in the basement, he can hear noise coming from inside and the outside lock is all messed up. So i go down and unlock the door to find Eric sitting there with his hands all bloody. I'm like wtf are you doing? Come to find out the idiot broke in, shut the door behind him and cause of his messing with the lock the door wound up locking behind him!!!!!!! So he was scratching at the door with a piece of metal, trying too dig his way out basically!!! The dude was a transfer case from the hospital's prison psych ward, he had these wicked depression problems. He was so doped out on anti-depressors, that he was never aware of what was going around him. They couldn't even punish him, it was too pointless, though he had eaten half of our chip supply.

so yeah, the moral of this story and the other one is...don't do it!!

that would scare the fucking shit out of me

[Calmu]

lolz

[asswipe]

Well.. I walked round my old school this time, during some extreme munchies, and saw this big bag containing all kinds of small bags of chips inside the gymnastic area. *drools* and I fucking managed to unlock the window.. walked as quite as I could, took the bag.. and noticed there was this large amount of orange juice behind it too.. walked out and fed our stomachs with free munchy food.. Some how it always tastes twice as good when its free ...

Another story... which is about the same.

It was in the middle of the summervacation and I took my girl home (she lives just outside my city in a bit smaller village) so I stayed for a while ate her place, we walked the dog and passed this row of houses, where she noticed the people of one of the houses were on vacation, no car, no lights and a huge amount of mail. She knew this girl cause it used to be one of her friends. She also knew their garage didn't had a lock.
We walked around the houses and got at the backyards. We had to pass the sideneighbours houses too cause their houses were built together in a row. At the other side and the end-side streams a river so we had to ran through the first 3 yards like hell and .. hell yea.. the shack was open. I took a beer-crate, she took some bottles of safari and bacardi mixes, and ran back. put them in the bushes nearby to chill them. during the night..

Next day all picked them up and got drunk and high like a motherfucker ooh such a lovely day .
This story just always keeps me by and I just felt I had to tell it ..

[pirate]

learn how to cook dude

[Calmu]

haha !!! Cooking is loooong! Why cook when you can eat ready made food or eat other peoples food!! Damn it I can't even cook porridge.

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[BlueBull]

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[blazed4dayz]

That reminds me of my dumbass friend:

So our school just changed buildings and everyone was really sad to leave the old building behind. Well, my good (but dumbass) friend decided that he'd break in while he was ripped and sit in the band room and play his horn. Well, he wound up leaving his wallet on a windowsill and was expelled the next school year.