unwritten STonER LAw AccORDinG To CArlos ValDEz

[weedguru_animal]

These rules aren’t in any particular order of significance, and to be honest I don’t really have rules to smoking.. its more just about getting high with good people and been happy...

but yeh here’s a few my comrade Mr Valdez came up with right now.. out of the ashes of our freshly smoked joint.....

1. If a mate-florist lets you weigh up your own stuff, at his flat, don’t do the scales work on a table in front of a street level window with the curtains open. its easy to get excited the first time you see a few lbs of greenery but less fun when you realize potentially you are ruining lives.....

2. If it isn’t your weed, but you are rolling, then ASK the owner how strong to make it without trying to take the piss. I don’t mind when I have a large amount and my mates skink up for example while I playing a game of pro-evo or sorting through the music play list....but if I down to my last 1/8ht with no money and/or no greenery available from usual sources then I make it clear I roll with less green.. must note though, that this rarely works as a technique to make the green last longer as if you down to the last 2-3g of 28g of good skunk then most likely you need to roll it quote strong to remain as high as you've been...

3.When you are given the details of a new florist, MAKE SURE YOU ASK FOR A SUITABLE TIME TO MAKE CONTACT....making an attempt to open up a new arrangement when a florist is busy can result in annoyance for both parties and ultimately no green..

4. When meeting a new florist for the first time, SHOW RESPECT, yes you don’t know them, but also they don’t know you, so just be cool, show respect for their place, their people, and of course for the florists themselves...

5. If buying from a new untested source, then buy smaller than you usually would. For instance, if you buy in bulk like 28g/month from the same chap for 6 months, then suddenly he gets busted for jaywalking, you find yourself desperate for a joint and having to find new florists. It is better in these circumstances to buy a small amount to test the product, before moving in for a bigger purchase. just show a bit of prudence..

6. Never make a spectacle of yourself in public, when you're using green or buying green. NEVER.

7.Never consume large quantities of marijuana when you are too drunk to function acceptably. It may seem fun ,when you’re pissed out of your head, to take a few tokes from the spliff that the hippy guy has been using to knock out everybody else at the party, but you will get sick..and its not like a drunk sick is a very special drunk then fucked up stoned sick, which is nasty.. no, not life threatening in any manner, unless your job is pilot, but more just horrible....

8. If you have animals like hamsters or cats, well just animals or fish or anything that’s alive really, in the same room in which you are smoking heavily, open the windows, get the animals out, or if you got fish, smoke outside (or at the very least out the window) occasionally. it isn’t fair or good for them to be stoned against their will....

9.DOnt show off about how much you can smoke or denigrate others because of how little they can smoke. It's not big or clever, its just schoolyard machismo, and very out of place in the stoner world....

10.If you start to feel way too stoned.... STOP SMOKING (at least for a few hours) get some rest, drink some water, take a breather.....if all else fails, put yourself or the victim under a cold shower, (that'll wake the bastard up..)

courtesy of C.VALDEZ