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I just woke up...and its 1:20 in the morning....

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

its 3:46 AM and i haven't sleept yet...

[weedguru_animal]

its 851pm here and i feel sick. 3 pieces of bacon, 2 sausages (boiled variety), 6 pieces of wholegrain bread, 2 eggs, beans and spaghetti, with garlic bread on the side; may prove the wrong combincation...

watching roger federer dish out some much needed justice to that swine Kiefer....the same guy who chucked his tennis raquet at Grosjean and said it was an accident..

[canadianbud]

Sprained my ankle for the third fucking time in about 4 months, its getting kind of fucked up now, can barely put pressure on it, and i got no bud left either

[Dr. Greenthumb]

why dont you get an air cast for it. that should keep it straight until it strengthens again

[weedguru_animal]

how bad is the strain canadianbud??

I had what the fuckers in the hosptial called a 'level 3 strain' but then it turned out that the ligaments were torn.
anyway ive never had as much pain as when i was recoveringh from that footballing accident.
the only good things about it were the rhymes i write in that time, a small series called 'ligament damage', and the mixture of codeine and skunk, of course..

[Weedguru_Dusk]

I've been up for 24+ hours now. Had a great day out and about to see one of my girl friends I haven't seen in a few months. Only problem, my right eye keeps getting a twitch... (insert twitchy eye emote here) hmm.

[Forum AssHole]

^ I fuckin hate that shit. Twitchy god damm eye.

[Weedguru_RyaNayR]

my eyes don't get twicthy unless i smoke a whole lot of good weed, then they have little moments where they just go crazy for about 3 seconds and back to normal.

[weedguru_animal]

i was stoned and i the supermarket. when me and my lady got to the till, ordered some 'tally-ho' rolling papers. I always say it in a really posh English accent, not sure why, maybe it looks like it should be spoken posh?
ANyway this guy, the checkout lad (who looks little like a donkey), was his usual chirpy self and neighed some story about his dad been a foxhunter in england and how the foxes desevred to die!
i grabbed my shopping , took in every word the bastard said, then replied'
yeh you have a good day 2, ill be telling my foxling freinds and theyll be back with a shotgun', then we ran.......

this is the same supermarket, in which only last week, on AUSTRALIA DAY, was the scene of a fight between one man and a couple. the single male won out after laying sucker punches on both the female and male in the opposite corner, or opposite vegetable aisle to be precise. apparently the checkout lads all ran in and managed to seperate the scappers who were later put2sleep at the insistance of the store manager.

[cutthecashflow]

http://www.weedguru.com/forum/cafeshop.php

What is the reason for this?

[Dr. Greenthumb]

in the process of setting up shop

[BigDave]

Why are the pockets on American pool tables so big? You guys must be shit

[Dr. Greenthumb]

because americans have a lower alcohol tolerance, therefore eveything is bigger

[weedguru_animal]

now that,Doc, is something the British can boast about, without any doubts...

The British army is great, the economy shit, life fucking expensive, but if there was a world wide drinking competition the Brits would be in the final along with maybe Germany or perhaps the Mexicans....
how bout the cubans doc??whats their chosen mass-vice??