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[weedguru_animal]

wicked spot, doc..

its funny to see a line or two that i wrote nearly 4 years ago, suddenly pop up like that.. those bastards should have asked us first, and I will be seeking adequate royalties

[Zen]

hahah agreed animal. That's hilarious that a forums site would be taken into literary accountlike that, and not necessarily something taken from a "credible" source. Ya know?

Peace~

[cutthecashflow]

You are lucky there animal to be able to live right next to the beach like that. I one day hope to live in a coastal city as well. In other news my desktop pc has gone to hell so now I must resort to using my laptop. Ahh well anyways it's better then not having access at all I just was trying not to use my laptop for internet purposes as I would like to keep this one virus and hacker free hopefully.

You know people that make these viruses and such are really pains in the asses I mean what is the thrill out of ruining someone elses computer just for a laugh, or maybe they have no social life and must resort to wrecking havoc on the internet anyways I despise hackers.

[weedguru_animal]

i guess, CTCF, that some people just have such empty lives that theyfind 'themselves' in the internet world, and it just mushrooms out of control from there...

I am lucky, even though back in the UK I go swimming all Summer(despite the polar sea temperatures and rock beaches), the sand/water here is lovely!its just the people that are a problem...

The traffic is becoming harder to avoid, like on the roads, in the towns, on the beach,yeh I had this fucker in a 4X4 pickup truck drive right onto the beach and to within 5 yards of the shoreline (6 yards to my left). when this ape and his mutant freak family got out and started setting up a BBQ i thought,' fuck this, its time for the swim', so i smoked my little beach joint then waded into the refreshing water, swam underneath for abit then popped my head back into human air, to be swarmed by a malicious gang of jetbikes. so yeh was weird idea of traffic, human/machine traffic, been inescapable....

when i finally get a mbike, i will start visitng some other beaches cos been restricted to the city sandy strips means that I am also restricted to the city people,........

but yeh, i alwasy been a man/boy/fish of the ocean, i think i could swim properly before mastering the ability to walk, tho id have to check that one with my dear old mother!

[Zen]

mmmmmm a beach joint sounds SSSSOOOOOO gooood right now! animal you really do know how to live it up, even if you do have to put up with the inescapabilities of the city life.

Peace~

[Dr. Greenthumb]

i know how you feel i cant stand the locals in my area either they drive me crazy i can wait till my house is finished and i can move back to a more rural area and into a much bigger house

[weedguru_animal]

sounds like a good plan of action,Doc... 'MY house' you say- you have your own house been built from scratch mate????where abouts???and when will the palace gates be open...???If it is 'in the process' of been built right now, it would be cool to see work in progres pics, its mad how quickly a house can be erected/made fit for human habitation.......

its 35C today, 2 hot even for the birds to fly (they were congregating under the trees- just in from the shorline). i been in and out the sea over the last few hours.. Now i have the company of my lady and her French friend/pseudo-daughter, and the long overdue job of sorting through my rhyme collection is looking more attractive by the second...

maybe i think more about this prospective 'weedguru diary' post as random topic touches that area often it seems(but never settles on it), or have i got the wrong impression of this thread???

I got my international newspaper, and I will start absorbing the latest bout of world sickness in the hope of regurgiating something understandable and concise in the guise of another News forum post, sometime after(the absorption, that is)...

anwyay hope all you people are having a good day...
ANimAL
Temperature check->
time temp
C
Melbourne 15:45 39.2

[Zen]

Lets build a rocket ship powered by the indomidable urge for chimpanzees to fling their own dung at little school kids and their teachers!! If we could utilize that energy than I'm sure we could master the secrets of the universe.... or maybe we would have to master the secrets of the universe prior to being able to harness that mysterious power......

I need some chronic

Peace~

[crippler7815]

Abrupt topic insert, just had to get this out.

I am the luckiest son of a bitch alive.
Got pulled over after smokin a bowl with my friends. He nails me on a headlight, the fact that my temp plate isn't visible from 50 feet, failure to contact DMV with an address change, and doing 8 over.

I'm polite, apparently my eyes were clear, cuz he didn't notice (mind you, I had a joint in the little bag things on the back of the driver and passenger seat) so I didn't have to worry about a search. He let me off on the 8 over (58 in a 50) let me off on the headlight, let me off on the temp plate, and gave me an $18.60 ticket. I am so incredibly happy, because my buzz is still going pretty decent, and I'm only out 30 bucks after I fix the light.

Keep in mind of course, that I was having a wonderful evening prior too, involving much illegal activity with my car. As bad as tickets are, this one kicked ass.

[cutthecashflow]

Abrupt topic insert, just had to get this out.

I am the luckiest son of a bitch alive.
Got pulled over after smokin a bowl with my friends. He nails me on a headlight, the fact that my temp plate isn't visible from 50 feet, failure to contact DMV with an address change, and doing 8 over.

Excuse me but I think you are the biggest moron alive. You are smoking a bowl not a joint in a car without a headlight and you are speeding. You were asking to get thrown in jail. With a joint at least you could have eaten it or done something with a pipe you should have been screwed. As for speeding while smoking bud in a car that is just asking for going to jail. Granted you got lucky this time, allthough I fear the cop that pulled you over was even dumber then you are. I dont mean to sound like an asshole here, but what you did was completely irrersopnsible and you should have walked away from that with a paraphenilia charge and a possession charge. That cop musta been on something.

On another note I hate rednecks.

[crippler7815]

Sorry, allow me to clarify, we weren't smoking in my car, I was just on the way home, tryin to make curfew, but yes, I did make a stupid mistake. Good half hour after I smoked, just me in the car, on the way home, must have made it sound worse than it was.

[Zen]

Please there are more irresponsible things to do than smoking weed even from a pipe while driving. Like drinking for instance. Not that I'm condoning it. But I have done it before, joints are by far the easiest to smoke, but if you're pulled over while smoking a joint, it doens't matter what the fuck you do with that joint its still going to REAK of pot and if the cop has even a little but of common justice do gooding fibre in him then you will be fucked.

Peace~

[cutthecashflow]

Please there are more irresponsible things to do than smoking weed even from a pipe while driving. Like drinking for instance. Not that I'm condoning it. But I have done it before, joints are by far the easiest to smoke, but if you're pulled over while smoking a joint, it doens't matter what the fuck you do with that joint its still going to REAK of pot and if the cop has even a little but of common justice do gooding fibre in him then you will be fucked.

Peace~

Not nescassarily, when I go out for a cruise I roll one J and take it with me to burn along the way. If you get pulled over and you only have one J and a half a bottle of water you can swallow the j. Then even if it does reek like pot and the cop searches your ride he can not bust you for anything. Remember you can not be arrested for only being stoned.

Crippler sorry man, but that adds a whole new perspective to things. The only reason I was so upset was because a couple of years ago I was riding in a buddies car (who doesnt smoke, but doesnt mind if I do) I was smoking a bowl, and my buddy was speeding without my knowledge. He gets us pulled over and I end up going to jail for possesion and paraphenila. I'm only trying to look out for my fellow stoners man nothing against you in personal.

[crippler7815]

Not a problem, completely understood, and no offense taken. Gotta remember to get all those details in there... Sorry to hear about your jail time, definitely sucks to hear that, getting nailed on inconvenience or things out of your matter at that... Nah, I try not to be one of those commercials you see, so I try to be at least a bit more careful than most.

[Caro]

Remember you can not be arrested for only being stoned.

Yes you can - it's illegal to drive intoxicated. If the cop suspects you of being high he can force you out of your car and give you a field sobriety test. If you fail that, you can be arrested for DUI.

Crip, I know how you feel. I used to keep my weed in a lockbox and never smoke in the car when I was transporting it. But with my current living situation, my car is my only private space, and I end up smoking in it a lot. I try not to break traffic laws because I really, really don't want to go to jail, which I most certainly will if they catch a whiff of what I'm smokin. One night, I had over an ounce in the car and God knows how much my hippie friend with dreds to his ass had when we got pulled over. I was so very stoned, but I guess we're just functioning stoners! Don't arouse the cop's suspicion and you get to walk away. I got pulled over for driving without my headlights on after dark. Lol I guess I just forgot; I just moved back to the city and downtown seemed pretty well lit.


Lucky mothafuckas for ever