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Special Christmas Caption Contest

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''I spent alot of money on booze, birds
and fast cars. The rest i just squandered.'' - George Best
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Santa: "And what do you want for christmas little girl?"

Girl: "WTF do you think you fat cunt!! A new pair of Pants :twisted: :twisted:"
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Gaz.

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One of the countless perks of being a shopping center Santa Clause
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im shit at these things. gutter.
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Post by Zen »

Moments afte Santa's Elf took the photograph, mall security was summoned to detain Santa from continuing to batter the small devil childs head into the the Shopping Centres now bloodied and tiled floor. All she wanted for Christmas was a diaper but, to Santa's dismay, this little Sally just couldn't wait for the the big 25, now she'll never have to wait again.

Sorry, tat was a little grotesque, I'm not feeling well irght now.

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Use your hands to pick...
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Post by wgToonces »

Santa: So what would you like for Christmas this year?

Little girl: A new piss sack please.
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Post by Gorecore »

Herb Slaunwhite was fired from his job as the mall Santa. The reason given?

"For scaring the piss out of the children."

Maybe he whispered sweet nothings about him sliding down the chimney to kill her parents in their sleep.
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I think she needs a cork, for those green juices leakin from her vaginal crevice.
We smile wit dem gold teeth, I'm walkin wit a limp, smokin on a newport bumpin like a pimp.

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Juicy J wrote:I think she needs a cork, for those green juices leakin from her vaginal crevice.

It might be URINE.....Hopefully.
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Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

my vote goes for gorecores...that was a tough one
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Post by weedguru_animals queen »

santa "wat do you want for christmas?"

Little girl "to go to specssaver please.....my glasses ruin my life"
animal's my man, and i'm his queen,
obey me and i wont get mean......

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Post by weedguru_animal »

little girl' ive pissed myself, get this cunt away from me!call the fucking cops!NOW YOU FUCKERS!'

santa
'for fucks sake, why does everyone keep pissing themselves?'
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How Santa met Mrs. Claus.
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Post by Zen »

Little Susie was just sssooo happy when she found out that buying matching spectacles from Lenscrafters saved her money that her bladder said WHEE to Santa's velvety knee.

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Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
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AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

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Post by Big Daddy »

Bad Santa: "Shit, get this little miss pissy off my lap. I mean serisously, it looks like The Exorcist scene where Linda Blair throws up only its coming out this girls vagina."
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