Weedguru Sammy wrote:havnt heard from caro in 3 days, gettin kinda worried, usually i'd see her at least once a day on MSN or on the phone, hopefully she's just busy with work
I've been working insane hours, but my first full paycheck should be about 2K I love you, and oh am I glad your hair is getting shaggy again. Hott!!!!
Do moderators have title changing priveleges back yet?if so can someone please change mine...
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly
A week ago a customer left his wallet in a clothing shop in the shopping centre where I work. A member of staff ran after him and returned it to him, The customer he returned it to insisted that he gave the member of staff who had returned his wallet money but he would not take it. So the customer said 'Let me give you a tip then, Dont be here on the 11th'
It was taken as a bomb threat. Everyone got really paranoid about it and hardly anyone came to the shopping centre (i was at work today). On a usual sunday at work we take in a little over £3000. Today we took in UNDER £1100!!!
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly
fuckin police calling my house this morning 9 am... my friends car got jacked and crashed a couple weeks ago and the bitches are trying to say it was me. cop tells me to email him my statement so i do and he calls saying i never came down to the station and gave it to him.. fuckin tard. i can already hear the lines there gunna spit
"ive been on the force for XX years, i can tell when someones lieing"
yeah suck it bacon boy
"you know people crack there knuckles when they are nervious or lieing"
also when they wanna punch someone out oinker
"why dont you just tell us the truth, you're friend admitted it already"
shut up donut junkie, go give someone a ticket.
fuckin stuuuuuuupid gotta go down to the station in 30 minutes. woohoooo
Superman when I grip the mic, only way I'm slowing downs if I blow a pound of kryptonite
well maybe someone took like 1 dollar out of his wallet and the guy was going to kill the person who did...
aynways i'm totally buzzed out of 4 tokes of a hasj joint, didnt taste special or anything, just like some normal hasj, and the screen looks like its sinking>>?
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly
watching the terminator as a school teacher always gives me a laugh
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
-Charlie Kelly
Haha. get this...my boss called me with a proposition. He's got two customers that are suing him for damage too thier furniture..damage that didn't happen(long story in both cases) I was there for both of those moves and he as well. So yeah he's stuck in small claims court with this battle and here in quebec you are not allowed a lawyer in small claims. You gotta do it all yourself.
He's being sued for a total of $4500 bucks in both cases. He's offering me $1500 to go the research and get him off the hook. Basically be his lawyer. Cept I won't be going to court for him, he has to do that.
I found an online copy of the quebec civil law. And I found a great law to be used in defense.
My copy is in french so I won't post it but it's basically a law designed specically for the transportation industry. It clearly states that someone wishing to sue for damages has 60 days to do it, anyhting after that is not valid and gets rejectted immdialtely. In both cases they are both well over 60 days..and even 60 open days not counting weekends and holidays. I pulled up a shitload of similar cases for examples. They were ALL rejectted because of that law. Law 2050 artcile something chapter something.
Muwhahah, my job is done..hehe $1500 for 15 minutes of my time! I don't think he expected me to find something so solid this soon...hehehe.
guess it was a hoax.
